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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Kill-Kill, Doug-Doug

While the spots for TomTom have been out-out for a while, I saw another last night and I can’t take it any longer. The first one I saw featured an insecure girlfren-type berating her female, er, male navigator, Doug-Doug.

The product is cool – GPS for your car – and has potential to really ‘drive traffic’ to retail stores for brand promotions. The spots though, go for the obvious play-on-words that has the opposite effect of what using a tom-tom was intended for: communication. And that’s the last thing these spots inspire me to do. Dug-dug deep in the brief I see. I swear to you now, I want to punch the wall-wall.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Words to retire. Please.

Today a client actually used the word ‘spiffy.’ After that, I had to come up with a list of other marketing terms that should be BFL.*

1) Spiffy.
2) Zesty.
3) ...and its cousin, Robust.
4) Sensational!
5) Fantastic!
6) Sporty.
7) Nifty.
(8) Handy may be on the bubble, not sure yet.)

Ok ad-bitches, what say you?

*Banned for life

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Startling, but is it effective?

Leaning towards ‘wow’ on this campaign from Grey. Thanks to Serge at no-copy. As startling as this one.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Finally. A movie about art school.

Ok, the first movie about art school? I'll have to see it alone for John Malkovich as Professor Sandiford, ‘The Has-Been.’ After seeing the site though? Not sure how accurate the movie may be. No model in my figure drawing class ever looked like Sophia Myles.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

NY Auto Show recap.

Braved the masses Saturday. Big difference between going on media day vs. general public day. Even though I couldn’t back up more than two feet to get pics, I did my best for you people in a photoblog recap. Click each image for smarmy remarks. (Read them all to get the Zep reference.)

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Cool Earth Day Site.

These Earth Day sites need to all look like Ecotonoha. For every 100 posts, they plant a tree. How cool is that.

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Why Blogs Matter.

(Note, this is an extension of a topic over at Media Orchard, where I’m sharing hosting duties with copywriter Andrea Weckerle, who specializes in PR.)

A fair amount of recent PR ‘blogosphere’ discussions question the value of blogs to companies, and, to a lesser degree, the public at large. Other discussions center around the value of the blogger. But the bottom line is in the bigger picture – blogs are ultimately about the act of personal communication to the masses, no matter who the audience is, the skill level of that communication, or who it comes from. This goes beyond just PR blogs. This goes beyond using grammar correctly.

This is about the need for people to tell a story. Their story.

Blogs offer people the chance to express views and emotions globally that no other form can. These views represent us no matter where we come from. Because if blogs don’t matter, then in effect, we don’t matter. And like Reese Witherspoon said as she accepted her Oscar, “I’m just tryin' to matter.”

There are two examples to illustrate that point and hopefully, also raise the value of blogs. After reading the passages, someone in the blogs-don’t-matter camp needs to explain why these don’t.

Iraqi soldier brought in off patrol, bleeding from entry and exit wounds in the stomach and back, very lucky to be alive, possible spinal damage as the high velocity 7.62 bullet tore huge holes into his body. The Navy medical staff seems to bring some type of order to the whole thing, cleans him up and bandages him, but it still sucks to look at this poor guy laying on the cot with nothing going for him but a lot of courage.

That’s from Chairborne Stranger, story of a solider in Iraq. Don’t tell him blogs don’t matter. No matter where you come out on the war, these men and women deserve respect and support for doing the toughest job there is right now. Reaching out from halfway around the world deserves your attention. Stop by and give some when you have a second. The reason we so-called ‘expert’ bloggers can chill out and rant from the safety of our PCs is because of soldiers like that. And because of his blog, we know now what he’s going through and can let him know almost as soon as he posts.

...Someone just reported in yelling about needing to sift through the debris and there have been several calls of “signal 25,” meaning dead bodies. Someone just called asking if a rescue team was needed.

It sounds pretty bad out there.

If you are reading this outside of the coastal counties of Mississippi and are considering coming back, just hold on. They probably won't let you through.
Mark, the Reuters photog who camped out last night, just came back from a scouting mission.

He said there is no city of Gulfport anymore.

That was from Dancing With Katrina. The reporters Mike Keller and Josh Norman won a Pulitzer Prize for that blog. What started out as ‘just another story’ about ‘just another hurricane’ became something else. People asking them about missing family members. People asking about their homes. Where else would people find out info that the networks don’t have time to, or that regular websites just can’t cover.

Blogs matter.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Random Acts of Logos.

Ok, another MTLB value add: random acts of logos that harken back to a time when people hearkened. And no, you can’t make the logo bigger by clicking.





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Weekly What The...?

Cool illustrations from a Fresno artist – (Via snarkmarket.com/blog.)
A great Starbucks prank – Why, it’s old, but LOL funny! (Via Bob From Accounting.)
Woofer – It’s, um, oh never mind. (via Cool Hunting.)
Woman to build house out of 747 – Yup. Although I bet her DVD collection will suck. (Via Drudge)

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A day late and a post short.

Yeah, yeah. I blew yesterday off. So let me jump back into things with some quick thoughts:
  • Design: This is what happens when you open a design contest up to marketing people. I love Guy, but to quote the design Raven - never more, please.
  • Random: Ok, NJ officially has the worst drivers on the planet. (I haven’t been to Rome where I’ve heard it’s a nightmare), but compared to Guadalara, LA, Chicago, NYC, Boston and Miami? NJ drivers are the worst. I hate them.
  • Techie: From the still needs fixing depart: TypePad, TypeKey, Type-AB neg and all the blog software freaks really need to do add a “notify by email” feature when you post a comment on any blog. That way, you don’t have to to go back and check a post to see if new comments were added. This would be a HUGE timesaver.

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Monday, April 17, 2006

More than 70 Munch works missing.

From cbc.ca comes word that 70 Munch works are missing. I’m so mad I could Scream. Any creative will remember this Colbain meets canvas from college that put the artist on the map. The rest of us just went, what the hell was he smoking? It’s how most of us felt when we realized we wouldn’t have the project done in time for class. If you happen to start seeing these show up on ebay, chances are, they may just be fake.

On a related note, museum guard Heinrich Von Hess was said to comment that “maybe the thief took them to add a few smiles, which is ok because the damn things always creeped me out during the night shift.”


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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Greek copy generator.

Go to Lipsum for Greek text* to use in any of your layout work. Punch in the number of paragraphs you want, hit ‘generate’ and you’re good to go. (I’ll also leave a permanent link to the right in my design section.)

*Sure, it’s technically Latin, but everyone refers to it as Greek copy.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

VW 'Safe' Spots - and a rant.

Props to admonkey Mack at adverb. Might have missed this otherwise. At first, I thought he was referring to their VW ‘Safe’ website which showed a test crash scene. Ok, it was pretty cool. However, I didn’t realize he meant the spot on TV which I just saw last night.

To quote Mack: holyfuckingshit.

After downloading and watching them, I have a few nitpicks. It’s going to really come off like I hate them – I don’t. I loved them. All I’m saying is that it’s the weekend, it’s my blog, and I’ve spent the week laying down guest host PR smack over at Media Orchard. I need to vent with a more in-depth look at these, rather than my usual “I like them – I don’t like them” posts.

SEMI-SPOILER ALERT: First off, if you haven’t yet, see the spots before reading on. (Click here or on the image first before reading on.) There are two spots in the series: ‘Like’ and ‘Movie,’ and both show violent footage. (Via links at putfile.com. and adage.com.)

Nit #1: The set-up. Perfect for Movie, not so for Life though. In Movie you are not ready for what happens since the conversation in the car is everyday stuff. In Life, it is as well, but the topic being discussed is about the very thing that they will unknowingly experience soon enough. The spot tipped its hand by doing that. It felt a little predictable to have someone say one thing, and then, that scenario just happens to present itself?

#2: Payoff line at the end. Didn’t need it. The shock of the accident was enough. Putting the emphasis on that takes focus off the shock of what happened two secs prior and undermines the safety message. Unintentional perhaps, but that resulting effect smacks of trying to be cute. It’s like Beavis and Butthead came on and said “Shit! heh, heh. He said shit!” Are we to think hey awesome! They almost swore on TV! Edited like that, I question whether this spot is about swearing or safety.

#3: The placement of the spot. I saw it while watching FX’s Thief. Side rant here, but, if you haven’t yet watched FX’s lineup, it may be the best on TV with The Shield, Thief and Rescue Me. There, I said it. (Although Larry Sanders and The Office (U.K.) version are the two best shows ever made. Ever.)

So in Thief, there was a key scene in an episode involving the exact scenario found in the Movie spot, down to the shot angle and editing. I hope this was accidental on CP+B’s part. Otherwise, we now have ad agencies ripping content from “Today’s Headlines!” and from TV shows. That’s the crap Law & Order does. Having already seen that in the show, the shock of the VW spot was lessoned, and I felt a little ripped off.

#4: Editing. The post also jumped too quickly to post-accident with everyone standing around seemingly unharmed. A by-product of today’s live-action cartoon violence culture where nobody ever really gets hurt when they jump 30 feet from a building. Or perhaps when they hit a boulder in a Capitol One spot or an angel watching a jogger get hit by a dumptruck. Please.

Also, why aren’t these spots available on VW’s Safe site? (VW corporate archive has only older stuff.)

Like I said though, I loved them. Which leads to my final nit relating to viral work or spots like these that eventually end up on social sites:

#5 Proper Credit. The image above has a CP+B sign-off. That’s what it should have at least. Instead, you’ll see an Ad Age logo on it when you look at the real clip in that link. And because of that, this one is for Ad Age, YouTube or anyone else ‘branding’ a viral or video with their logo:

When you spend your life developing spots like these or any other creative, when you spend so much time at an agency that you’re working until 6:00 pm the next night, or you’re on location for days on end filming, forgoing any semblance of a family or social life, putting up with annoying clients and killing yourself to meet a deadline and put the best work out there you can, then you can put your fucking logo on it.

Until then? Credit the agency that did the work with their logo or name, not yours. (Yes it’s an unwritten rule that agencies never brand their work openly, although that barrier will be broken by someone soon.) In this case though, when you circulate someone else’s work without the context of the article it came, the identity of the agency gets lost.

So why not do it? You sure got increased traffic from carrying it. My Pledge of Quality to the now 17 people reading this: you won’t see a MTLB logo on someone else’s stuff I blog about. (And if you ever do, it will be really small.)

The other thing that these spots do is raise awareness of accident scenarios that can happen in real life. Over at Ernie Schenck’s blog, there was a column a while back on some controversial PSA work out of New Zealand. It got everyone nuts because of the graphic nature of the work.

(When I asked the creative responsible for it if he may have gone too far in scaring viewers beyond the target audience, he felt shock value was more important to wake people up, regardless of who may have seen it, including the kids it was supposed to protect.)

In this case with VW, I think CP+B did a good job walking the line between shock value and safety awareness – although I doubt legal would have let them get any more violent than they did. Even though the CSI-saturated American public is not quite ready yet, they’re getting a little better at accepting spots like these.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Weekly What The...?

Peeps for peeps – That favorite yellow candy all growd up.
Graffiti trackers – New take on an old art. (Via guerrilla-innovation.)
Fainting Goats – That’s what I said people – fainting goats. (Via aNYthing.)

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I have An Idea Portfolio Night Review.

Attention all creatives, career changers and juniors:

This may be one of the best things ihaveanidea.org has done to help develop talent. For a $35 entry fee, you can get your work seen by three industry-leading creatives on May 4th at nine different locations in the U.S. (including NYC and Boston) as well as Canada. Considering the hundreds of dollars on whacky self-promo stuff and mini-books we’ve all spent at times, that’s a real bargain. Details can be found at ihaveanidea.org.

A word of caution after reading the fine print for my audience: no interactive, no design work – just advertising, (AD’s and writers only), and work will be screened prior to entry selection to make the cut, so it has to be great. No work in progress. Your online portfolio will be made available to all reviewers from all the locations, but that work has to be posted by May 1st before the main review. My work here is done. Now go forth and kick ass people.



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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Google Defends Censorship Practices Again.

From Breibart:
We simply don’t have a choice but to follow the law,” chief executive officer Eric Schmidt told reporters at a launch ceremony in Beijing for the US Internet giant's new Chinese name...
Ok, Google heart on sleeve time here, but every time they come out and say that? I will respond: bullshit.

They absolutely have a choice. Everyone does. The position is indefensible. Still, they could make history by refusing to give in to China: simply tell them no. They would be heros in the court of public opinion everywhere. Google stock would go higher.

Otherwise, they’re still condoning censorship no matter how they try and excuse it. It’s the same thing as if they supported burning some books in parts of the U.S., and then rationalized it by saying “hey, at least we’re not burning all of them.”

So some freedom in China is better than none? Little by little, the ‘voice of freedom’ will lead to massive change there, huh. Do they really think the Chinese government will ever allow all constraints to be lifted in the media, entertainment and public discourse?

If so, the Kool-Aid must be tasty.


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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

My second job starts today.

Driving the cab for extra cash over at Idea Grove’s Media Orchard. First hour and I already made a rookie mistake. Cool. Hopefully, Scott will have about 11 visitors left–if I’m lucky.

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Just another blog from a Guy.

Mac guru Guy Kawasaki talks about his first 100 days blogging. Some interesting insights.

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Another CEO spot. What a shock.

Add David Neeleman, JetBlue CEO (pictured) to the list of CEOs that just have to appear in the spots for their own company. Jim Koch (Sam Adams), Scott Blum (Half.com) and of course the granddaddy of them all - chicken man. I've met Frank Perdue, and David, you sir, are no Frank Perdue. (Actually, he sort of is with his dry delivery and all, I just had to work that line in somewhere.) The new spots are interesting because while they incorporate a funky illustration style, the spot addresses consumer complaints about airlines in a cool way. It’s not all talking-head David. It’s not the self-serving spots from Charles Schwabb either with actor's as cartoons with their odd copy. (They just broke yesterday so keep an eye out. Once I get a link, I’ll post it, so relax.)

UPDATE: So I feel like a jerk with the 50 typos above, but more importantly finding out the creative on the spots was Robert Rasmussen, who I had for an instructor at adhouse in NY last summer.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Guest hosting.

Listen up bitches. These next two weeks will be crazy for me. In addition to my new gig, I’m filling in and co-hosting over at Idea Grove’s Media Orchard. Also sharing co-hosting duties is Andrea Weckerle of New Millenium PR. Media Orchard is primarily a PR blog, but I plan to bring a creative’s POV to things. And, the good Lord willing as we take it one game at a time, I hope I can keep their page views from declining too much. Well, that’s the goal anyway. So, posts here may be shorter and sweeter than usual, but you can always check out the rants I throw down over the Orchard if you need a fix of whatever it is I do here.

Saturday, April 8, 2006

Cool astronomy stuff.

Most creatives look at stuff nobody else does. And ok, I admit it, I like funky phenomena in nature. No, not things like, how did Jessica Simpson even get a SAG card. I mean some things you see every day (or not) and may never have been aware of. The first image is taken from the International Space Station of the recent total eclipse - as it appeared from space. The dark spot is the shadow of the moon on the earth. Courtesy of boingboing.net. In effect, it’s what the earth looks like when not exposed to the sun, but here, the effect is eerie.

And the second cool thing is the so-called “Belt of Venus” seen at sunset. It appears as a bluish-gray haze just below an area of bright pink right after the sun goes below the opposite horizon. That’s actually the earth’s shadow being reflected into the atmosphere.

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Friday, April 7, 2006

Weekly What The...?

New type of art class – Have to give him an A for effort in even trying to pull this one off, even though I never brought singles to my figure drawing class.

Bottled water for dogs – That’s what I said. (Via trend central.)

Portable 64 gig USB drive, for only $2,800 – (That’s insane people.)


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Look At Different Things.

So by now, you’re going, what does Shatner, Tattoo and this post have to do with being an art director? It’s just stuff that I notice, stuff that inspires. Do that as well in your work. Look at stuff. Read new things. Watch new movies. You have to, or eventually you don’t improve your visual vocabulary that you use in your work.

So if you’re an AD, (or even if you’re not), see this movie: Hero with Jet Li. (Originally called Ying xiong.) I saw it again on USA or TBS recently, but it was dubbed and they killed it. (Love it when the U.S. changes a name, pans & scans or dubbs a movie.) Watch the original with subtitles on to get the full story – even if you hate them – because the imagery and shots are really just too beautiful to skip. Truly epic. (Yes there are some fight-by-wire sequences, but not as much as Crouching Tiger.)

And, that’s important because there really aren’t any epics being made on the order that they used to. All of our content these days is being compressed to fit onto a cellphone screen or iPod. ‘Epic’ in these formats just looks like, well, ants. And that sucks in one regard: we’re getting tighter, more microscopic and more restrained. We need to expand though, to move beyond limits or format constraints. That’s what creatives do, right?

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Thursday, April 6, 2006

More Stars Gone Wild.

I don’t make this stuff up. From aNYthing, (who is the new... whatever ‘it’ is) comes a classic that I’ll be adding to my celebrity archive. Hervé Villechaize singing on the old Dinah Shore Show. You may remember Tattoo from Fantasy Island but you might not remember her show. (She was Springer before Springer was Springer – in other words, she could bring it. Whatever ‘it’ was.) Worth the price alone for the blank look on the face of Isaac Hayes at the start.

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Eyeglasses and creatives...


I just started a new gig today. Buried to the ceiling with work, so my pearls of wisdom runneth under this sec, more goodies tonight kiddies. But here's one I noticed today, someone made the comment some time ago, (maybe it was John and Tug at American Copywriter on a podcast), that creatives have really strange eyeglasses. You know the brand: the Buddy Holly thick-as-shit black frame deals. I noticed that today after several meetings with the new 'team', and damn if wasn't true. I guess Buddy was a CD.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Branding in Sports - How Far is Too Far?

I’m bringing up a topic I wrote about on my Fox sports blog. Timeout, and also because I’m going to see the revamped Metro, er, Red Bulls next week in a Brand-strava-ganza with Shakira and Wyclef at halftime. You can read my original post to set the stage.

How far should brands really go in sponsoring something they think will connect with consumers? With the 50,000 kid-friendly events they have scheduled for this game, it’ll be interesting to see if any of it has an effect. For the more diehard fans of the game like me, it won’t. Simply because it doesn’t do anything to promote aspects of the game itself. Instead, these events make it more fun to attend a game.

And that’s a two-fold problem for MLS and Red Bull, (and brands in general). For MLS, until they do things to build grassroot interest that get kids playing soocer in the same manner our generation picked up a ball and glove, their efforts will be misguided. For brands, they can’t just throw cool t-shirts at kids and think their work is done.

I’d like Red Bull to sponsor these teams from Sierra Leone, for they are truly dedicated to the sport. That is what true passion for this sport is all about, and brands need to respect that. You don’t need halftime shows.

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Monday, April 3, 2006

Oh. My. God.

Ok, props to Idea Grove for this gem. Scott. You just made my year. This is just the kind of quality content you can expect when I guess host next week. (Via tsuredzuregusa.)

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Busiest Pizza Box. Ever.

Whatever happened to “You’ve Tried The Rest, Now Try The Best!”as the only copy on a pizza box? I saw this large pizza box from Pizza Hut® and I’ll be damned if I can find any white space left on it. They’re running a family promotion-deal and the top is covered with questions to ask each other. Forget pizza, let’s ask questions:

Q: What were your favorite games when you were a kid?

A: One of my favorites was called ‘Who Flinches First?,’ and it involved a train.

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Flight 93 movie – Too Soon?

Here’s the trailer. We all know what happened. With this and Oliver Stone’s version coming out in August, is it still too soon?

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Sunday, April 2, 2006

Ford: Life in DUI?








I’m talking drinking and driving. Generally, it’s been pretty much accepted that you don’t mix drinking and driving imagery. Some might argue that there’s no usage shown here. I’m sure that’s what the brand told itself when they ran it by legal too. Nice try. That glass isn’t exactly topped off though. In case you haven’t seen it, the copy in the ad on the left says “Life” while the copy on the right say “Life In D.” Should be more like Life in DUI. And, the tan line on the ring finger means watch out world, after this last round, I’m taking the Fusion out for a spin. Sweet.

Actually, the reason the guy’s wife left him is because he lost his job at Ford. The napkin under his hand? That’s actually his buyout offer which turns out to be much less than he expected. Explains why he’s in the bar drinking. Alone. But damn if the photography doesn’t look awesome.

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Saturday, April 1, 2006

Designers Writing Gooder.

Well-written essay on the value of writing and why designers need to, over at ideas on ideas.