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Monday, July 31, 2006

You mean I can’t upload everything for free?

Via valleywag comes word that YouTube might actually have to dive into IPO waters thanks to a $1 million dollar a month bandwidth habit. Who saw that coming. Me. And valleywag of course, the peeps who track this stuff way betterer than I do. Did YouTube really think they could give bandwidth away forever?

The IPO move might be straight outta 1999, but the new hot model of FREE! (and oh, by the way, we didn’t really mean free six months later) is the new black. (Cough, ahem, Net Zero anyone?)

Which model collapses first, YouTube or MySpace? William Shatner’s hoping for the former.

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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Hell’s packaging.







When did soup get so damn happy? Yes focus groups will show a 7.8343434% increase in preference for a smiling chef over an illustrated version and consumers prefer red with blah, blah, blah.

I don’t think so.

Where’s the attitude? Chef Boyardee’s all smiles. Wolfgang Puck apparently foregoes the cigarette after sex and just makes soup he’s so damn happy. (Didn’t even know Wolfgang made soup let alone someone in the Logo household buying it. For the record, it’s not bad.) I need more angst in my packaging though. I need anger that Bam! Bam! Emeril just can’t provide.

Gimmee Chef Gordon Ramsay.

If you haven’t yet caught Hell’s Kitchen, try and catch it. If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant or been yelled at by a manger, Gordon’s your man boss. I almost pursued a culinary career, and I have to say when it’s not over the top, it’s pretty damn accurate, (as was the whining mess of Rocco’s kitchen nightmare). Unlike Rocco though, Ramsay’s more interested in serving meals to the hot chicks at table 24 than getting their digits.

Which means he’d take a no-bullshit approach to his own line of foods. Look again at the picture above. Visualize that mug on the label: “Come here you!!!! I’m Gordo fucking Krueger yeah? Now LISTEN, buy my soup. It’s made with real Geicko gecko yeah? Buy it or I’ll cut your fucking bullocks off MATE!!!!!” Sales skyrocket as he chases Wolfgang off the shelves to go Bam! himself with Emeril in the pasta isle.

That is until Gordon rolls out his line of pasta and beats them both over the head with it.

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HOORAY HTML!

Welcome to blogging’s glamerous side. One little { il } that was supposed to be a { ul } gets thrown in somewhere, and I end up with the equivalent of toilet paper stuck to my shoe and those stupid honkin’ bullets next to all my sidebar links. Didn’t even know notice until late in the day. HOORAY HTML! How’d it get there? Who knows. Two hours later though, good to go thanks to the backup of my blog code.

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Friday, July 28, 2006

Feelin’ single and drinkin’ double.






In a mood for country tonight, times five. Told you I listen to anything, no matter what. So here’s five country CDs with a twist that hopefully won’t waste your time:

Right Key, Wrong Keyhole. The Red Stick Ramblers: Cajun swing. Saw them up this way last year before floods hit their Naw’lins stomping grounds.
The one song: Title track. Right key, wrong keyhole, indeed.

King of America. Elvis Costello does country. Don’t laugh. Still one of the best country albums out there, even today. Better still is the story of him starting a barfight with some Memphis locals by insulting the other Elvis one night after a recording session. Can’t fuck with The King down there.
The one song: Poisoned Rose. Arguably his best singing.

Sunshine on Leith. The Proclaimers. Yes, the same lads from Scahht-lund and that damn “I’m gonna be 500 Miles” tune heard in almost every TV show. Listen to the rest of the CD though. Scottish country blues and some haverin’ thrown in for good measure. Best way I can describe it.
The one song: All of them, but, their cover of King of The Road sums them up.

Blacklisted. Neko Case. Helluva voice. If David Lynch and k.d. lang had ever hooked up? Out pops Neko.
The one song: Deep Red Bells. Listen to it first and you’ll be hooked. Guaranteed.

BR5-49. BR5-49. Yee haw. Ain’t nothing more than that.
The one song: Even if it’s wrong.

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Cool USB stuff.

USB bra. Now that’s what NASA should be working on. Saw this USB stuff in Wired and thought it was cool. It’s been out for a few months but still worth taking another look at from dialog05.

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Mel Gibson busted for DUI.

NOW he’s a director.

(Via Drudge.)
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How to live happily with a great designer.

Here’s a great take on design-client relationships from Seth Godin. (Found here.)

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Blog it forward...

>> This idea came to mind that maybe all of us bloggers have been as responsible for blog growth as any other single factor – yet we just may not be aware of it. Think about it. We see a cool photo or funny story on a blog, and what’s the first thing we do? Hit send, or post about it.

Nobody required it, nor was it part of the blog initiation ceremony I went through. (And they still can’t find our neighbor’s cat either.) Still, we blog the message forward without thinking twice, and all under the guise of ‘Hey, look at this!’ Meanwhile, you hope your boss doesn’t walk by at the precise moment you’re viewing one of your cousin’s daily LOL! ‘Priceless’ pictures.

Intuitively, we spur blog growth without thinking about it just by the simple of act sending and linking things. That can’t be a bad thing. What other industry has grown this quickly because of the organic efforts like this by its members? (In the spirit of things, I saw this post after thinking about the concept, go figure. )

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

The virus is spreading.

As this outdoor points out, big logos make Lichtensteinian women cry. Thanks to Faris for the alert.

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Bold divorce moves.

New Ford spot shows ex-husband out for a weekend with his ex- and their kids. Mommy and daddy still friends, natch. (As you know, divorced couples all get along.) So he gets dropped off in Ford Comfort at the end of the weekend. Besides the previous issues of mixed messages this Bold campaign sends, the guy gets a beachfront condo and she gets a Ford? Which would you rather have?

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Zen thought for the day...

Monday, July 24, 2006

Most companies tend to get bigger instead of getting better.

A good read on creativity here.

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The Random Logo Project.

New site updates are winding down and more value-adds, well, added. Like The Random Logo Project. (Initial caps are so pretentious aren’t they?) Anyway, with all the excitement over CGM, social sites, social distortion, etc., I’m jumping headfirst into the shallow end of the pool with a new experiment.

Basically, next to Wal-Mart, I’m creating the world’s largest collection of logos. That’s the goal at least. To read more about it, go here. Then send me something. Via Flickr, email, Pony Express. Your choice. (Look at the Flickr badge on the right for samples.)

Hopefully, the speedbumps will be few and way far between. Since this mostly involves Flickr, I want people after they shoot a logo to tag their image with a unique word, randomlogoproject. Then I’ll search for any images associated with that tag and add them to my set.

However, since my Flickr Group for this thing is still pending, the only way you’ll see logos in The Random Logo Project is by viewing it directly in my Flickr set. (I expect to migrate everything into the group soon enough.)

Later in the week, I’ll follow-up on the trainwreck project and the behind-the-scenes fun with the whacky social technology that is Flickr.

No worries though. I’ll get this thing off the ground one way or another. Although you may hear a few trees hitting the fuselage.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bitchslap for Owen Wilson.

Ouch. George Parker* found a great letter from Steeley Dan to Owen Wilson’s brother regarding the new flop You, Me and Dupree and their Grammy hit ‘Cousin Dupree.’ Seems like someone grabbed a story idea from the group without proper cred. Hey, that never happens in Hollywood. Tune in next week as Jethro Tull takes on the Olsen Twins.

*Note to Donald and Walter, this post is just an homage to George’s homage. Please leave the lawyers at home. C’mon, I still have my original vinyl of Asia. Where’s the love?

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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Apocalypse, NJ.

11:14 pm. Saturday night. Dew point around 112. Temp around 85°. This is NJ, and I live in a forest. No, really, I do. To ease my mind from the blog updating mission 100 clicks behind and the 100 still ahead, I venture outside. This is NJ? It’s like the Congo. Any minute I expect Sting to walk around the side of the house with some candles and a plate-mouthed little fella asking for a donation.

I’m going back under.

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The monkey is in the house.

That would be one of the new features installed today: Monkey Word Verification System. Now, while Mack does have a really cool streaming music playlist, the Monkey Word Verification System is now in the house. Every time I use the word ‘monkey’ in a post, that’s right – a cool but meaningless alert tells me so in the footer below.

Swish. Nothing but net.

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Friday, July 21, 2006

A little creative inspiration heading into quitting time

Saw this from Russell Davies about his time spent at W+K. Interesting look at how the best approach solving the problem.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Blog update for Logo subscribers

While the fellas are busy out back working on the blog, this is just a note to say I’m switching over to some new gadgets to hopefully improve things. So, if you currently subscribe, you may want to re-subscribe tomorrow after I add a new email and RSS feed.

Other stuff may start showing up for no reason as well. And you know what? I’m ok with that. I really am.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

If it’s bad enough for Joel Siegel...

...then it’s good enough for me. (Via Drudge). I loved the original and now, thanks to Joel’s little performance, I can’t wait to see Clerks II.

Read a little from Kevin Smith on the incident on his blog:

I don’t need Joel Siegel to [bleep] my [bleep] the way he apparently [bleeps] M. Night Shyamalan’s, gushing over his flick [‘The Lady in the Water’] before he’s even seen it, but [bleep] man, man - how about a little common [bleeping] courtesy? You never, never disrupt a movie, simply because you don’t like it. ”

Ouch. He’s [bleepin’] right.


You can also hear a GREAT interview from the Opie & Anthony show between Joel and Kevin. Especially when Joel doesn’t even know he was talking to Kevin.

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My high school never looked like this.

Damn. I had Sister Joan, a ruler and a dream to one day escape. Check out this amazing high school over at Finn McKenty’s Lightheavyweight, designed by architecture firm Morphosis.

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Ads on air sickness bags? Bag the idea.

Via MSN, US Airways wants to put ads on air sickness bags. “Why not make them multipurpose!” goes the logic. Umm, because of the negative association people will have with whatever brand they see after puking? I can smell the potential advertisers lining up now: Campbell’s soup, Jello pudding and Birdseye vegetables.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

What’s the best way to reach a fast-growing demo?

Get them to Vegas. The inaugural Hispanic Gaming Summit hopes to come up with new ways to go after the growing Hispanic market. Hmmm. Why not stick with one tried and true method most of us know: shitty rooms with a twin bed and watered-down drinks at the Hard Rock. Remember, the demo you target there, stays there.

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Why?

Here’s the new head coach of your Red Bulls. Ain’t blog karma a bitch. Now he’s coaching closer to where I live. I can’t believe Alexi thought this was a good move. Just shows MLS can’t build a league without showy PR moves and selling out to corporate America. Hey, at least it’s another great opportunity for Arena to be humiliated internationally Aug. 12 when FC Barcelona comes to town. All I can think of is that he didn’t get spanked enough in Germany.

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Cellphone industry: drive more, talk less.

You know the one in the picture. The one who gives you the finger while she’s almost backing into your car. I don’t care if it’s already a law in a few states, cellphone companies need to do their part and address it now.

You’re probably thinking like what? For starters, they need to target this like the alcohol industry pushed ‘Friends Don’t Let Friends...’ Did that end the problem of drinking and driving? No, but compared to the USELESS age requirements on all beer and alcohol sites, that campaign has at least taken away the stigma of people having to ask for rides and possible saved countless more.

So how hard is it for the cellphone industry to do the same? Better do it now, because like the lawsuit against Myspace for failure to protect against online predators proved, one day someone like me is going to also sue Cingular after some crazy bitch totals my car while she’s on her cell.

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Monday, July 17, 2006

“The power lines in the back are smoking...

...we are probably going to lose power soon,” said the office email a few hours ago.

And then we did.

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Sam Jackson is God.

Yeah, literally. We got Sermons On A Plane bitch! He’s going to do an audio version of the Bible as the voice of God. And I think we better be starting off the reading with Ezekiel 25:17. Bet.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

GoneArena.

Thank you soccer Gods.

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The Zidane Career-Ender Technique For Advertising.

By now you’ve seen the replay over and over of the infamous Zidane head-butt. (There’s a nice thread at adverb with all the various links for the two people who haven’t seen all the versions.) Butt on second thought, this may not be such a bad thing. Joanne, who runs a pet site on the side and who I share office time and space with had a great idea: why not head-butt at the end of any career?

Gold watch after fiddy years of service? Bag that. Head-butt baby!

Applied to the world of advertising, let’s say Ernie decides he’s had enough. Rather than go out with class and dignity, he gets in the VW and heads out to Oregon. Dan Wieden answers the door. Bam! Head-butt. A move that would make Neil French’s tirade appear tame by comparison. You could extend it to any career though: baker, office worker, flight attendant, etc.

Sure would make exit interviews more interesting.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Weekly What The...?

First there were Jimmy Dean sausages, now Dwight heads into the kitchen:

Dwight Yoakum’s Chicken Rings – Like Tom Cruise, this stuff writes itself. (Strange New Products)
Clowns attack park goers – Consumer Generated Posses. (Drudge)
Hidden Masters of The World revealed – Um, ok. I can’t go on. (boingboing)
Crack-flavored Pringles anyone? – (Fark)

(And for a great Jimmy Dean story, check this out from Mack.)

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

New world-designed World Cup logo.

Talk about design by committee. Saw this over at Adfreak yesterday. Sufficiently generic, like most corporate design. (Ok, that was me trying to be nice.) Suffice it to say that while you’re over there, you’d be better off looking at the picture of the naked granny Tim posted. I’ll leave it at that.

You’re free to go.

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“Kids, don’t feed T-Rex.”

Since Universal was kind enough to spam me, thought I’d share the love. What’s more fun than T-Rex tearing half your kid’s shoulder off? Not much apparently. The damn things are so cute and cuddly. Hard to imagine why little Amy might need therapy for life after the family trip to Orlando.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Hooray Beer!

I can’t get that damn expression outta my head I love it so much. All weekend: Hooray Dog! Hooray Rain! Hooray It’s Really Freakin’ Muggy!” Catchy, isn’t it...

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Idea for Dell - branded extinguishers.

Huge.

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Marketing to teens: sub-urban legend?

When it comes to marketing to teens, by now you realize that urban culture has been rightly or wrongly assimilated/stolen/brandjacked/taken over by mainstream America, (Timberland and Cristal anyone?), but even more so by the ‘wannabe’ teen audience in the ’burbs emulating Fiddy and ending every sentence with ‘G’ or ‘yo.’

Everything from the language and clothing in the tuner market, to KFC ‘gettin’ its chicken on’ to just last night with Pampers encouraging little ones with “You go girl!” and McD’s Lovin It’ is now fair game.

Check out knock the hustle, where hadji was on NPR talking about urban marketing along with Deborah Patton promoting her upcoming What Teens Want event on marketing to teens. This is the edited version of a more heated exchange. Since I don’t have an extra $695 laying around, I’ll just continue to get my focus group on the old-school way: from my teenagers and the blogs I scan – for free. Word.


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Friday, July 7, 2006

Your agency creative: celebrated, or tolerated?

I came across an interview at The Ranch a few weeks ago with The Department of Doing CD Mario McMillan. (I like that agency name, like something out of Monty Python.) One of the things he brought up was the notion that you shouldn’t work at an agency that merely tolerates creative, but one that celebrates it. A no-brainer mantra to live by, but it’s something we need to remind ourselves of from time to time.

Now, I don’t mean cartwheels in the halls Chillibration® type celebrating, but being supportive of great creative as a means in itself, not just as a way to make 120-page PowerPoint decks look nicer.

Which got me to thinking of all the places I’ve been at where mediocre work is rewarded and high-fived by the account team like it just won a Clio, and the few places where great work is something to aim for and they win awards.

You can make the dollars at the former, but the latter is better for the book to be sure. Ultimately, great creative starts at the top and affects everyone. Likewise, mediocre work permeates everything and brings you down.

You play up or down to the level around you, plain and simple.

Yes, I know we’re all in charge of our careers, and if we hate a given shop, then leave and find something better. Not everyone can though depending on their circumstances. So until W+K calls, how many people have worked where creative is tolerated vs. celebrated?

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

Hurry! Only 100 more AK-47s left.

Now that I have the attention of no such agency and the Bureau of ATF with that perfect search engine title, check out this great spoof found on the Lord of War DVD that Scamp found. Better than the Utah gunshop spot a while back. I saw the movie but missed this somehow. Ak-47s - kid tested, kid approved.

(Sidenote: for other cool stuff on DVD’s in general, you can see if they have easter eggs. If you hit a certain pattern on your DVD remote on the main screen, you can sometimes discover hidden extras. For a list of movies with such features, go here. There are others if you google them.)

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Three recent approaches to marketing a flick...

...and one of them is going the way of the dinosaurs when it comes to marketing them.

With a tip of the hat to Scott over at Idea Grove, the first one involves Kevin Smith with a very cool little trick to get build buzz on Myspace for Clerks II. Add a link, be in a movie. (Not quite, but read more there.)

The second concerns the previously mentioned Snakes on A Plane and the well-known efforts of a blogger to get tickets to opening night. This effort built enough buzz to have the marketing department on the picture change to reflect the blog effort. Tail wagging the dog, but the big test will be opening weekend. If it blows up huge, watch out for Snakes On A Sequel blogs everywhere.

The third, and my least favorite, but still the most typical of the way the movie industry promotes can be found in Adam Brandler’s latest movie, Click. I think I counted 49 brands referenced in the first third of the movie alone, but I may be wrong:

Best Buy®, Bed, Bath and Beyond®, Staples®, Twinkies®, Ho-Ho’s® and TGI Friday’s®, and so on. Hard to believe they still needed funding that bad to have that much placement.

I’m betting Snakes will do great based on the trailer I saw and the efforts of the blog. So will Clerks II, and not just because of the success of the first one either, but because people like Smith are showing they understand how to take advantage of new channels now available with which to promote a film, and engage people, ahead of time.

Contrast that with the producers of Click who took the easy way out, (for them at least), and blanketed the screen with the same ol’ same product placement in the movie and trailers leading up to it. Oh shoot wait, I forgot, they probably did a tie-in with Best Buy for a special movie edition ‘Click’ remote.

Although that one probably doesn’t mute the dog.

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Art Direction 2.0

Sorry, got caught up in all the hoopla of Web 2.0 speak. Please add W2.0 to the heap of the latest synergistic, marketing-derived, collaborative terms that mean absolutely nothing.

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Happy 4th.

And they said we’d never make it to 179. Anyway, 230 today with the body of a 400 year old. Enjoy the heat, hot dogs and beer. I will.

And, to all those serving in Iraq, Afghanistan and here at home, here’s to you as well. No matter where anyone stands politically, that’s a tough job that you signed on to do.

Happy 4th of July.

Monday, July 3, 2006

When did Dunkin’ Donuts become Dairy Queen? The changing brandscape vol. 1.

Used to be Dunkin’ Donuts, like MTV, did one thing: made a good cup o’ Joe and play music videos, respectively. However, coming back from a trip to the local Dunkin’ Donuts today, I was struck at how hard it was just to find that first thing, coffee, on the menu.

The brandscape is a changing.

They had smoothies. Three new! EXCITING fruit-hyphenated flavors like strawberry-banana something®! They had Coolatas too! More than three flavors. Wow, a virtual Chillibration®. They even had breakfast sandwiches. They had donuts of course. One or two. And coffeee. Somewhere. I think.

Do this long enough and two things start to happen though.

First is that a brand starts to lose its identity. As a brand, being all things to all people is ok, as long as they do all things well. How many do though? If you’re Pizza Hut? Make pizza. Home Depot? Carry mulch and hammers. I’m good. And Dairy Queen? Don’t even think of selling coffee. (Damn, too late.)

You can even tell me that McDonald’s isn’t just selling burgers, “We’re selling a family experience” and I might buy that. Maybe. But then don’t use that as another jumping off point to sell me yogurt, or fruit.

You’re the Golden Arches. Grow up and act like it. Clog arteries and be happy, dammit.

An increase in sales of all these new brand/line extensions might indicate otherwise. Great for them. All I know though is that it seems to be happening more frequently at the expense of the customer experience/bond I first created with your core product.

Look, I understand as much as anyone about brands and line extensions based on the equity of your original name, and product, and all that. How many companies have thought “Why not leverage our name to launch, ta-da, a great new (insert spin-off of choice here) led by the all-too-familiar phrase “From the makers of...” and call it a day.

However, that leads to a second thing potentially more harmful to a brand: ignoring their original customer base.

At some point you erode the relationship between them and the original product they established a bond with in the first place. Because now you stop putting 100% of your effort into the first thing and turn your attention to the new kid on the block. The result is a customer who feels neglected because you leveraged their original bond to expand your new product offerings with.

As a company, why mess with that. It’s not just a product customers bought into either – it was your brand. They’ll remember that if they have a bad experience with your ‘latest and greatest’ product.

Sure, brands always think they want a lot of oars in the water. I get that model. But from a consumer POV, let’s say I’m original coffee guy: I walk in: “Gimmee a large regular, two sugars only.” In and out in less than a minute, I’m happy, nobody gets hurt and Bob’s your uncle.

Enter breakfast sandwich guy.

Four minutes before I get my turn to order and now I’m frustrated because corporate doesn’t realize – still – that most people come in for a quick purchase. Of coffee. Now I’m pissed. I may inadvertently take it out on the cashier, no fault of hers, just a response to the built-in hell that comes with an expanded product line. People wanna get in and get out fast so they can drive to work, burn themselves on the hot contents and call their lawyer – all before 9:30 am.

Isn’t that the American Dream?

Yes. So with a tip of the cap to Mack, and as they say in Texas, you dance with who brung ya. Brands, you want to expand? Fine. Don’t ignore your base. Because right now there’s a guy in a line at DQ somewhere muttering to himself about the woman in front of him who’s ordering a MooLatte:

Man, what does ‘Brazier’ mean and can’t I just get a small vanilla cone and get the hell outta here?

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