advertising and other stuff. no, really.



Thursday, January 31, 2008

Fight for the bright with Mrs. Doubtfire.

Yeah I know, she was Scottish, and the Cheer Laundress is British. Regardless, there’s something really charming about her march right in and take over routine in this Cheer spot. Will she become the brand equivalent of the Maytag repairman? She could if they stick with her. Nice WWII poster look to the sign-off too.

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When good enough is good enough.

That banner ad for The Wall Street Journal is as good an example as any. The image that looks like they took some thumbnail from a stock photo place and enlarged it.

The typical duplicate paragraph in an AP news story.

The multiple typos in daily articles and TV commercials.

The shaky YouTube camera work shown on CNN as an exclusive.

It’s not like this is happening with regular blogfolk, these are major media outlets and agencies. Is there not enough time to make sure it’s right? Is it the insatiable demands of a 24/7 content needy world?

I thought computers were supposed to improve the quality of the work for anyone working in the media, not facilitate errors.

Is it a result of a CYA, “Not my problem” mindset?

In discussing this with my friend Mat, maybe it’s more simple that that. His answer makes sense, but it’s still frustrating nonetheless for a generation raised on giving a fuck. We wanted it to look right, or, at least be right before it went out the door.

“People don’t care. It’s not important to them. They want what they want when they want it. They don’t care how it looks.”

I guess for Gen i/text, that fits. Their media choices are so many, it becomes a question of quantity, not quality. Who wants one great choice when I can have five average ones. Medium now truly the message.

Or maybe it’s just me, and things are perfect the way they are?

Who?




I’m fairly sure she’s not
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A campaign to die for.

When it comes to guerilla, you have to go big or go home. I totally dig this campaign and the various placements, and ya gotta polarize and all that, but, my only thing is if someone got hurt running to help who they thought was a real person. Minor nit though. Every other piece in the campaign is cool. (Thought Gadgets for the find.)

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Overheard internet.

Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest, or really stupid:
“bro this better not happen in real life because honestly i had a dream this shit happend and 3/4's of my dreams really happen.
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Dear Toyota: I was all set to buy a new Toyota, but after reading about Japan's whaling practices -- I will not be buying a japanese car. My last three cars have been Toyotas and and a Honda. Loved them. But I can't support such a blatant disregard to whales in the world conditions threatening so much of creation.
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Eff You, John. Archeological studies have shown that Jesus, or someone like him, probably did exist. Your lack of education is showing. Even if Jesus didn’t exist, the symbol is GOOD, so if you can’t handle a symbol of goodnes, then you’re lowlife scum.

“And we couldn’t say it in print if it wasn’t true.”


















Is there a better line in the history of copywriting? Or longer url: eatallyouwantandstillloseweight.com doesn’t think so. Why, AKÄVAR-20/50 is not only an Ikea bookcase, it’s a revolutionary weight loss formula! It may even be Space Age. Yeah, okaaaay. Maybe they should change that url to sync up with reality a little more:
guyseatallyouwantandnevermeetanyonelikeherunlessyouhaveatonofmoney.com

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The first Super Bowl casualty.

Yes, I must report the continued sad demise of the Lingerie Bowl. Who knew Arizona would take a stand like this? Guess ‘cancelled two years in a row’ will end up in next year’s media kit? The bigger problem though: what will Kato Kaelin do now?

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F*** You Swoop! Happy Valentine’s Day.

Lest the promotion of April 15th overshadow Valentine’s Day—it has—the Eagles sent fans an email where you can have their mascot Swoop show up to deliver I Heart You goodness to that special someone in your life. So what does $265 get you? Lots! A dozen roses. Swoop Bobblehead. Hat and t-shirt. Chocolates. Signed Swoop card. Picture of the delivery. Eagles bag. Not bad. But I will say, if I came home and a giant bird in an Eagle’s jersey is leaving my house, okay, wtf.

Oh, and the F*** You Swoop reference? That was the call heard from one member of the Eagles’ demo at a game I was at when Swoop passed by. Guess she didn’t get her chocolate.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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The bucks stop here with H&R’s Truman.

Who else makes money punny. Had to go for it though. H&R Block’s No. 1 fan Truman Greene is out to spread the word on tax preparation. How, might you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. MySpace. YouTube. Facebook. Twitter. Forums. How else.

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Another celebrity campaign against HIV—do you care?



When I saw this spot for Cable Positive, I felt like, here we go, another hi-end spot with celebrities telling me about the dangers of HIV. And I started tuning it out. Not because I didn’t care, but because I didn’t feel like I identified with any of them. Kept thinking I’d rather see people affected with it, to somehow make it more real. Turns out they also made some like that, an entire series of people living with HIV such as this one. But anyone else starting to tune celebrities out for causes like this?

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Fox News—fair and unbalanced commercial time?

Saw this again last night on Fox News Channel during their ongoing primary coverage. When they went to commercial, they ... really didn’t. Instead, they continued to run their primary numbers and background graphics behind whatever spot came up next. I’d be upset as a brand if I’d have to split time with a election results. Maybe brands were told that for this would happen, but I’m guessing not. Even if they were told, how does this not weaken the impact of any ad running? If you were already half-ignoring commercials, then you’re likely tuning them out even more when totals are changing beneath the screen. Checking the others, MSNBC or CNN didn’t do this.

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Kucinich Girl, kinda like Obama Girl.


Only, not. Maybe this is why Fred Thompson’s campaign died—he needed his own girl
. Too bad she ran this ad a little late.

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For when you draw a blank.



Nice self-promo for ad-twins
. Hit creatives where they hang out. Next up: page takeover of the same idea for porn sites after you’re done spending time here.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Super Bowl Ads-The Morning After.

Two things that are being done for after the Big Game. One from Firebrand, (see clip at bottom), features the best ads from Sunday. Then there’s YouTube’s own page which has people voting on their favs. Interesting to see the YT page and how it compares to the USA Today rankings. (A chart which, unless they’ve changed the criteria, is flawed because it only counts the opinions of reviews from two cities, whereas the YouTube can obviously reach farther, being online.)






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Sprite’s user generated slam.

(UPDATE: Link fixed.) If he likes it, Rudy Gay will perform the winning dunk submitted from You Tube Nation in Sprite’s 2008 Slam Dunk Competition. (Good thing the NBA at least let Sprite get their name in the title because there’s no other branding to be seen.) Remember, because it’s ‘consumer generated’ and all, you’re not allowed to do anything remotely interesting or use any props that real NBA ballers will use in the contest.

Previous YouTube prize fun:
1) Hanes. 2) Axe. 3) Novartis. 4) McDonald’s. 5) Tiger Balm. 6) Miss Horrorfest 2007. 7) Nesquik. 8) Puma. 9) LG. 10) Lions For Lambs. 11) Samsung. 12) Casio. 13) Swiffer. 14) Turbo Tax.

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Fictitious inspirational wisdom.



Just paddling out in the blogosphere is total commitment. You can't just call time-out if you don't like the way things are going.

What the...?

What age do serial killers start out again? (Via Butternutjelly.)
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David Lynch on Transcendental Meditation.
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Scientology NASCAR team.
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Double, double take. (Thanks to Fish.)
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Tracy Morgan on Doug Flutie.
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Gary Busey TomTom Navtone. (Via gizmodo.)
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eBay listing of the week.
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craigslist ad of the week.
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Nature’s Valley’s turn.

With the YouTube contest thing. Okay already. I submit. Do I win now? $61,000. $22,000. $12,000. Somewhere along the way the brief for the contest page must’ve said “Add dollar amounts, no matter what they are—people like that.” I’m not bagging on it, the page is well done and all; it has nice prizes too. The cost will probably end being a small amount for building awareness over a few months, especially compared with running this on TV. Wonder though if this as far as brands will end up pushing YouTube.

Most seem to be now taking the usual offline sweepstakes promotions they’ve always run and putting them online—ask for clips from viewers that match a given theme and there you go. There’s nothing really cool being done with the Youtube experience in general, not just here. Basically, they’re treating YouTube as a hard drive to store videos. Viewers can’t even vote on them—a panel of agency and brand people do. Opportunity missed to really involve customers with the brand.


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Get your Bada-Bling on.



Hey gangsta, or is that gangster. Mmm. Bada. Mmm. Bling. Hey! You got Bling on my Bada. Oh yeah? Well you got Bada on my Bling. Hey! Two great lottery tickets that go great together! Of course, if you hate racial stereotypes, you can always go with a little pun.

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Bristol bunch boycotts blasphemy.

All rise, the court of public opinion is now in session. Allegedly, a group in Bristol who didn’t see the actual roast for ESPN radio hosts Mike & Mike is protesting what someone else claims they heard ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson say that night, and now wants her fired. ESPN is not releasing the tape either so all there is to go by is they said/she said.

From what I can tell, her only crime is telling the truth when she supposedly yelled “F*** Notre Dame.” Well, I mean after all, they did go 3-9 this year, so she may have a point. Allegedly. I haven’t seen it so I won’t comment on her remarks except to say:

1) This wasn’t a televised event where she simply lost it.
2) This was a private roast, not choir practice. Roasts do tend to get a little NC-17. Watch one on Comedy Central some time.
3) Because it’s not open to the general public, isn’t there some expectation of privacy at an event like this?
4) Since roasts are comedic events to begin with, and, Michael Richards’ rant notwithstanding, aren’t most topics acceptable? Is religion now off limits in this country?

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See, I’d like pharma more...


if I could do stuff like this. The patient will notice the wonderfully fine body copy:

“Thorazine can control the agitated, belligerent senile and help the
patient to live a composed and useful life.”

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Because sumo means credit.
















Can’t stop art directing, no matter what. So wouldn’t the lowest credit score be on the smallest Sumo?

Monday, January 28, 2008

Super Bowl Ad Preview Show!

Yeah, well, don’t get your hopes up. I’m not doing one. Yes I look at spots all the time and give my 2¢. But I’ll wait until Sunday Bloody Sunday to make any comments. Many brands will be doing their usual thing though, you can count on it. Pepsi, Bud and Doritos. Under Armor is going to be there, albeit in a serious way. Expect lots of cute animals, celebs and wiseass kids otherwise. Know why that’s not a spoiler alert here? Because it’s the same thing you see every year. Let me guess: a Bud ‘Dude’ spot. DON’T let me down fellas, I know you have it in you. And what about a sports themed spot. Maybe instead of a ref tackling a player—what about players breaking up a fight between, wait for it, the refs. Or, a pharma spot with large costume disease character thingies. Capped off with the touching (insert cola of choice) reunion spot. Speaking of touching, I sure hope they have an ED spot or two.

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Help support your local Octopus Project.



Exploring things a bit this weekend and came across The Octopus Project, a band out of Austin, Texas. And because people need labels, they have a funky digi-pop sound, perfect for the post-modern video age! (Look at me playing RS reviewer.) What I dug most however was a video for their song called Truck, (the clip above), created by the Zellner Brothers. In it, the raw footage they use could be anyone’s home video, the kind you take when sightseeing and happen to accidently capture an accident, a twister or a UFO on tape—or, like most of America, not. The 2D graphic overlays on heads is silly, but silly good. Maybe you like it, maybe not. I do. And maybe it’s a small idea, but the animation really works within the beat of the song. Feels like the kind of results you get from just playing around and trying different things that make you go wtf? Like staring into the sun—but only in this video please.

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Free music at last?

Saw this story on Drudge about all the labels now agreeing to now allow free downloads of all their music. Just like that? After all the lawsuits, all the bitching from record labels about lost revenue. Hmmm. Not sure if they figured out some kind of Last.fm way to monetize the stream per play or not but this seems odd. Wonder too if this steals the thunder from Pepsi’s plans for their Super Bowl download promotion. My only question is who will record labels sue now?

UPDATE: Well, that was too good to last.

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Lego my Google.

Noticed on Google today how they’re celebrating the 50th anniversary of Lego. Could just be a random cultural icon they’ve chosen to feature, but, maybe not? Will Pepsi-colored Google logos and characters start showing up? Or Coke? LOT of views on Google each day that ain’t on re-runs at night lately, thanks to the WGA strike. Just an idea.

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But wait there’s more.

You never know when someone will come in.
How relentless is your creativity?
A funny f***ing rant about f***.
Maybe Dr Pepper should spend less on media and more on creative.
Consumer generated Morrissey.
I’m too sexy for my bun.
Reading all these, I weep for humanity.
A brand history you can sink your teeth into.
Not even pets are better off today than they were four years ago.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Harvey Keitel in Jerry Springer, the opera.

The opera? Can’t make this stuff up. Truth may be stranger than fiction but seldom more dramatic, right? Have we run out of original ideas so much so that we now just cannibalize the already regurgitated culture from last week and charge $115 a ticket? Good luck trying to find deeper meanings in this production and any larger social comment. It’s a little like the media saying it reports on the latest school shooting ad nauseum because A) The public has a right to know and 2) So that we can learn from this tragedy to avoid repeating it again. (Yeah, riiiight. You know it’s total bull because you can never prevent stupid or evil people from fulfilling their destinies—it’s in their DNA.)

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Yep. The internet is one big popularity contest.
















But you knew that.
Using Alexa, and because I have too much free time, I compared a broad sampling of the typical sites most people likely visit each day on average and merged them on one chart. This would be for the various ‘ings’ they may be into: searching, shopping, news reporting, sharing, etc. (The Alexa list of top sites is here.)

Now, some people don’t give them much weight when it comes to measuring web traffic accurately, others only count page views, etc., but for a quick look at general trends, it’ll more than serve the purpose here. (Click image to enlarge.)

The numbers in the left column represent the percentage of all web traffic viewing given sites: so if 30% of the internet audience is viewing your site or blog, well, um, that’s pretty good.)

Based on a span of five years, you can see how Facebook, MySpace and YouTube are growing at a faster rate—and in relatively shorter time. Also worth noting is how even though Msn, Yahoo and Google have grown more evenly over time, they appear to be trending slightly down lately. Where I was interested though was how us ad and marketing blogs rate.

All are well below Drudge on the chart radar. So much so you need to create another one just to compare. Hey, look at that, I did! (Using methodology as only I can, I also added perezhilton.com into the mix as a pseudo-control group, just to have something from a different category like pop culture.)

Still wasn’t even close, and that’s also comparing top marketing and ad blogs like an AdRants or a Seth Godin. That’s not a slight against them, it just means celebrity rumors and T&A sell more. But you knew that. And just to Make The Ego Smaller, when I look at my stats, I pale in comparison to the aforementioned.


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Friday, January 25, 2008

The Subaru commercial they’d never do.

Yeah, so Suzuki or Ford mirror BMW films, badly. But if you want to do something in the space, go original and do something like this. Okay, maybe I’m dreaming, but they should. After all, isn’t it the type of stuff Toyota only fantasized about doing when it fought the Loch Ness monster? 172,000+ views in 12 days. Not too bad. (Thanks to Drew for the find.)

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What some brands miss about YouTube.

An animation by Somegreybloke, one of which is called Gym Membership, has gotten traffic of 600,000+ views in five months, (1.2 million combined for all his clips to date). Dry? Yep. Boring? Depends. When compared to someone being tased, definitely. Certainly it’s not right for all brands, but it has its audience though. It’s just someone letting their mind go, free from brand restraints and logos. You either dig it, or you don’t. And like the Mentos and Diet Coke clip, I’m guessing it woulda been near impossible to sell in ahead of time. All because it falls out of the comfort zone of somebody’s Excel spreadsheet and branding guidelines.

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Sunday morning spots: SAP.

Sunday morning is that special time when you see a ton of financial spots which you likely wouldn’t at others. One I keep seeing is for SAP small business software, which seems aimed at the typical humorless mid-level manager found in so many Offices. Now, while hearing “Steve Buscemi in a delightful romatic comedy!” is a phrase that scares the hell out of me, so does enterprise solution. One thing this Ogilvy work does do however is a good job of tying in the website and explaining the campaign. Even their homepage accesses the spots via a simple link. Yeah I know, so what. But little stuff like connecting the dots between TV (or other media) and the online space is something a lot of brands don’t do enough of. One example I go back to is IBM and their ‘Do’ campaign. A link in the homepage nav would add a simple cue directing people to the campaign, but there’s nothing there except confusion.

And lots of enterprise solutions.

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When a bad site is actually good.

At first glance, you’re like, this may be the worst agency website you’ve ever seen. But then it dawns on you that it may be the best one you’ve seen in some time. (Not that killer Flash doesn’t impress, hey, it does, but this stuff is the skewering bad website design needed.) Banner ads from hell which actually take you to different theme pages every visit. Fake diets. Home products. Every click a surprise. KesselsKramer out of the Netherlands has been around for some time, but this site is a nice timeline of bad web design. Check it out. Then try and go and work on your crappy agency self-promo.

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

sıɥʇ dılɟ


˙ɯıʇ sʞuɐɥʇ ˙ǝɔuo ˙looɔ ʇnq 'ƃuıʎouuɐ os s’ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝɔuo ʎɹʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sʞɔıɯɯıƃ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sı sıɥʇ


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It’s why I love this guy.

There are moments when an actor steals the show. Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, Christopher Walken in True Romance—and Gary Busey in whatever this is. I don’t even need to see the rest of the movie to know I’ve witnessed cinemagic. Unlike those other two roles,
I have a hard time believing
his part was scripted. If it was, then maybe something like:

EXT. BARN – DAY

(Gary tries to contact reality.)

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But wait there’s more.

Generation C already? But I just got my Gen X shirt yesterday.
MTV actually doing something music-related for a change.
Apparently advertising and not MySpace is the new A&R.
If you’re limber and need a new gig.
Bud doing honest-to-goodness consumer generated focus groups ads?
Mac freaks now have their own movie.
Dude, isn’t that your grandmother’s pic?
Okay, but I need to see through stuff, not just farther.
These are the days Natalie Merchant needs a label–or not.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Concept.
Sadly, it may be as funny as the ones currently running.
Dov’s campaign for real beauties?
Baker’s dozen–top 12 celebrity pharmaceutical overdoses.
Saturday Night Banned.

And remember...

















So much for
fair balance and FDA approvals.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Overheard internet.

Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest,
or really stupid.

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“Hello, I’ve said I was hunting out of town for the last 3 weeks, But I really haven’t I’ve been in PA with my “other girl” My wife thinks I landed a big buck so I can’t come home empty handed. My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them, Please if you can help let make a deal.
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Snazzy pic. Facebook took a dump on the world when it became open to everyone and then introduced the apps. I only went to college so I could get my very own facebook, only to be mocked by the five hundred million Hannah Montana clones that have joined since I did. Pedophiles: 2 College Kids: 0.
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WKRP... I had such a crush on Andy... I hate to say it but he looks like a washed up porn star now... Either that or a Penticostal Minister... And Loni Anderson, I am not even going there...

Lock and load kids, it’s campaign time.

Ah, the internet. Just when I think I won’t have anything disturbing to post, it never lets me down. So maybe this online game teaches kids the names of candidates through the repetition of shots fired? Play it here, but I’m warning you right now, Hillary is quicker than she looks.

Already taken.

web4point0.com - Getting a jump on the next big thing.

chelseaclintonforpresident.com - Looks like Bill has a back-up plan.

theunitedstatesofmexico.com - Hmmm.

fredthompsonforpresident.com - So maybe this one’s going to be available sooner than I thought.

leavebritneyalone.com - Really, tick tock–the 15’s already up on this one, no?

theview2020.com - Another 12 years? Just when are they going to cancel it anyway.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Quiznos says size doesn’t matter after all.

Tell her. The new Sammie is part of Quiznos’ attempt to compete in the fast food snack category and ‘reinvent’ itself with Michael Duncan Clark voicing new TV spots. (One can be found here. I think Clark could probably wolf down 20 of these.) Why stop there though. The food is good, but if it’s me, I’m not focused on line extensions, I’m looking at ways to reduce the price of a toasted sub from, what it is now, $23? Maybe also cut down the time it takes to get a work of art sandwich from 20 minutes to around three or four? Panera is faster. People don’t care about watching a sub enter a kiln to be oven roasted. They want it now.

So sayeth YouTube nation.

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You don’t know them.

You know their names, even though you might not recognize their faces in this Stamp Out Stigma campaign from Ireland. Not to make light of HIV awareness, but watching Larry Mullen Jr., I thought it was cool to hear someone else from U2 speak. Sinead O’Connor and Andrea Coor are a few of the other musicians who appear. While I dig guerilla PSA work like truth, etc., I also like PSAs with a compelling story–told straight, shot simply. This could even run here because the theme and experiences are so global. I’d even use the same talent to reinforce the theme of overlooked people, just because I’m betting most won’t know them at first glance like they would with a Springsteen or Madonna.

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Yo, generation text,



...your insane car posse knows it’s talking to each other, right?

Word.

Wow. A spot Shatner actually turned DOWN?

Found this one for KFC. I watched it five times to see if it was really them and I hafta say, whoever had the job of casting the lookalikes, damn good job. (Supposedly prothestics were added to lookalikes using original actor dialog.) Although I think that actually was the original Crewman #6 in the background. He needed the work.

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TurboTax only has $10,000 for this year’s contest.

“Two accountants walk into a bar.” What, you heard this one? Okay, well, then go write your own 3-minute routine, upload it, and you might win ten large–and get to open for Jay Mohr. Don’t worry, he’s judging the entries so anyone funnier than him ain’t making the cut. (Vanilla Ice I can see, but Jay Mohr? Judging by the comments, he’s taking a lot of shit, but I always liked him in a Jeremy Piven/Jeannine Garofalo smartass kind of way.) Next year TurboTax, sign Dice Clay: “Hickery dickery dock, F**@~!?**, F@#!* H&R Block. OOOOOOOOOOH!” Anyway, you have a month. Go be funny YouTube nation. (And please, anyone else running a contest, stop with the three different contest pages. One is enough.)

Previous YouTube prize fun:
1) Hanes. 2) Axe. 3) Novartis. 4) McDonald’s. 5) Tiger Balm. 6) Miss Horrorfest 2007. 7) Nesquik. 8) Puma. 9) LG. 10) Lions For Lambs. 11) Samsung. 12) Casio. 13) Swiffer.

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BECAUSE YOU’RE MAD AS HELL, AND YOU NEED YOUR MONEY–NOW!



JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN’T SURE, J.G. WENTWORTH WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOW GET MONEY FOR YOUR MONEY! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR MONEY, AND WHEN YOU NEED YOUR MONEY, YOU NEED IT NOW! SO GO TO YOUR WINDOW–NOW!

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Who needs a hug?

Group Hug v3 is part Overheard in..., part Post Secret sans art school collage. Check it out. Hope they pass on the requisite book based of user stories though. Profiting off someone’s story without giving them a piece is something I always disliked about the other two.

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Monday, January 21, 2008




I always liked this take from Stephen Curry. Highjive has some handled less deftly.

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