This Valentine’s Day, be romantic, not frantic.

Aka, learn before you burn! It’s no “Shapoopi!“ but we may just be witnessing the Golden Age of fire safety copywriting. The Deathscare Squad as they’re affectionately known at State Farm returns with yet another holiday-themed threat assessment warning for Valentine’s Day. (Beats those STUPID pajama commercials.) So to recap: don’t deep fry a turkey in your bed with your significant others. Okay, cool. Got it.