Overheard Internet.

Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. In an unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor kinda way...


“It seems that we still have a long way to go in eliminating, associating a woman’s ‘nether region’ with ‘aquatic life forms and smells’. ‘Cock and balls’ YES, but I didn’t see any ‘beavertails'’ in their menu.”
– Hygenia Crabtree


“hes like the enemy in the MIB... ^^”
– ollopmac


“Newsom levies new surcharge on Twittards to fund clean up “disgusting” San Francisco. News at 11... Tragedy of the commons is a bitch, APIyoungblood; go debug your unscalable shite code and make me a chicken pot pie...”
– schvitzatura


“wow you guys are idiots seriously posting comments on something from a year ago...what retards....wait oh $hit”
– Scruff Mcgruff


“How much meth does it take before the rat starts looking attractive?”
– IceMan