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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Why soccer will never catch on.

As long as the lot of these English-looking prep school keep flocking through grassy fields in Newport, it won’t be catching on anytime soon. Who are these brave lads, these, these new faces of the soccer futbol revolution. I ask you America, who are these leaders of tomorrow, these future 60 Minutes cautionary tales who would venture forth with covered heads and necks but remain sockless.

Why, they’re Chaps men of course. (dramatic pause followed by hushed tones) Chaps men.

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2 comments:

Moda di Magno said...

I'm married to a vintage preppy - but by God the man knows to wear SOCKS for God's sake. GAH!

Anonymous said...

My kids think English footie would be a lot more fun if it followed the example of American sakkur (as they think it's called), which clearly allows dogs in the team.
That's Air Bud for you.