Some light reading to go with the pizza I still can’t have for another week. (By the way, who doesn’t tip the pizza guy?) And it is in that holiday spirit that I bring you, Pizza Man Tip warning:“Only an enormous jerk would not tip the delivery person. And I mean "enormous" as in gargantuan. Vasty. The kind of massive jerk that is in imminent danger of undergoing gravitational collapse under his own jerky great jerk weight. Seriously, non-tippers are Galactus-sized fucksticks.
Non-tippers, see if you can muster up a few crumbs of human empathy and read of the tribulations of a humble Pizza guy. MN's very own City Pages happens to have one who blogs:
http://blogs.citypages.com/pizzaman/
Then repent of your nugatory ways! Repent! ”
Tags: Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John’s
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