Here are six things, but one of them is false:
1) Stabbed myself in the head when I was seven with an X-acto knife.
2) Ran into the very short
3) Can recite Hamlet’s third soliloquy in less than :58 seconds.
4) The firearms company started by my old man made the gun used by the Son of Sam on his little rampage.
5) I hate, and I mean fucking hate, the Grateful Dead.
6) Presented a TV show idea to E! Entertainment, was told “No thanks, won’t ever work.” Then saw the exact same show on air six months later with only a one word change to the title.
And my five
1) Freelance Fred. Because it’s so rare to give something back to Aunt Mary.
2) Market my monkey. A chimp and monkey belong together.
3) Gimme your stuff. Rikki needs more stuff to do.
4) Scott at Media Orchard. Because I can.
5) American Copywriter. Because KC is just so fucking far away to make Coffee Morning Fridays right now, this post will have to suffice as a meet and greet.
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5 comments:
6 can't be true, surely? Were there not a zillion lawsuits you could have filed?
I'm going with the Grateful Dead as the false one.
fish- unfortunately, not when you pitch them directly without going through a lawyer/agent like we did. Live and learn.
every - absolutely true.
Hmmm...there must be a story there, then. Did you smell one of their concerts?
Ha, no, but plenty of others.
It's an old story: boy hears Dead. Boy hates Dead. Boy grows up – man still hates Dead.
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