Denis Leary said “We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get shot live on TV one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change the fucking channel for the next thirty years.”Well, two destroyed shuttles, towers and lives, countless reality shows with former B-lister child stars involved in NC-17 scenarios, endless episodes of COPS later, my eyes have officially glossed over. Like the account exec who checks out of the conversation :60 in when you try and explain why red won’t work in this particular layout based on studies that show.... See? Just like you are now.
If Lee Harvey being shot live on TV constituted Numb 1.0, then I’m currently running v12.0. At this point, you could have John Edward from Crossing Over work a little Anna Nicole and son reunion on Emeril Live as Danny Bonaduce trashes the set in the background while I Love New York hits on the band, and I don’t think I’d be phased one bit.
I would sure as shit watch though.
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