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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

LOVE SUCKS.

SO NOT ONLY DO I SPEND TWO YEARS IN A CHINESE PRISON GETTING TORTURED, BUT MY WOMAN COMES LOOKING FOR ME AND SUPPOSEDLY DIED. WHICH, NOBODY TELLS ME BECAUSE THEY NEED ME TO FIND AND DISARM SOME NUKES. THEN, WHEN I DO FINALLY TRACK HER DOWN AFTER DISCOVERING SHE’S ALIVE? SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM. AFTER WHICH, I TAKE A FEW SLUGS AND GET ARRESTED JUST FOR FUN. AND IF THAT’S NOT BAD ENOUGH, MY BOSS IS A YOGA INSTRUCTOR.

TALK ABOUT A KICK IN THE NUTS
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2 comments:

John J. Wall said...

For some reason I can't explain, I never tire of stopping by and hearing Jack yell on your blog. I'd say that he should go daily, but obviously he doesn't have time for that.

RFB said...

I second that proposal.

And not only is Jack's boss a yoga instructor, his wife wears the pants in the family.