THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. LOCK AND LOAD, IT’S SHOWTIME. YOU DO NOT COME INTO THE HOUSE OF JACK AND PUSH PEOPLE AROUND. EVER. GAME BALL TO MORRIS, NOW BACK IN GOOD STANDING WITH TEAM JACK AFTER HIS SURPRISE CHOKE/SUBMISSION/HEADBANG MOVE. TAKE A TERRORIST’S DRILL TO THE SHOULDER, GIVE UP SOME NUKE LAUNCH CODES, BUT IF YOU CAN ORDER UP A BODY BAG? YOU’RE OK IN MY BOOK. THAT’S HOW YOU SHAKE OFF SELF PITY MISTER. OH, AND THE BAUER FAMILY REUNION DINNER’S REALLY GONNA SUCK THIS YEAR–MORE TO TALK ABOUT BUT FEWER ATTENDEES. GUESS WHO STILL ISN’T SMILING. EVEN HER MOM DIDN’T SMILE. RUNS IN THE FAMILY. LIKE DEATH DOES IN MINE. AND SMARMY BOY THOMAS LENNOX? TWO WORDS: YOU’RE NEXT.
TAGS: JACK BAUER, 24, PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON, JACK BAUER MEANS DEATH, KIEFER SUTHERLAND GRAVITAS, JACK BAUER FACTS
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I. WILL. NOT. READ. THIS.
TOO. DANGEROUS.
DIE. MOANY. FACED. PHONE. GIRL.
DIE. SATANIC. SARCASTIC. ENGLISH. BLOKE.
Do you know that VP Noah Daniels real name is Power Boothe? How did I miss this? Clearly an integral part of my 24 blog post this morning...
My bad, it's Powers Boothe. Can't forget the S!
Great find on the landing party Star Trek unsmiling yeoman.
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