...and if these singles are in my area? Then they must be in the witness protection program because I haven’t seen them. Looks like geotargeting run amuck again.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Okay, I checked...
...and if these singles are in my area? Then they must be in the witness protection program because I haven’t seen them. Looks like geotargeting run amuck again.
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I thought you were trying to cut down on your stalking.
The “Singles in your area” headline is referring to Kraft Singles®. Those chicks are nowhere in your neighborhood.
Hi, Billy! We came by your house today for some fun and you weren't home...sniff sniff.
You're a bad boy! Next time we're bringing Katie123 and we're going to teach you a lesson!
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The funny part is when you see twenty red head singles in Thailand. Or great logical names like Katy and Betty hanging out in Latvia. The degree to which lonely singles are catered to is baffling and the amount of subculture poontang genres is something to behold. Trust me, when you get single Jewish eighteen year olds in your mailbox, something is definitely not kosher with your spam filter.
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