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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Overheard internet.

Because people are always saying something really cool,
really honest, or really stupid.


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“Don’t know, but the commercials are funny as hell.”

“How funny is hell?”
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“dear sir or madam:

at approximately 00:30 on thursday morning, i was with a friend walking back from a night of drunken revelry when i spotted a pair of crutches leaning against the fence by the tennis courts.you are evidently very tall, as i had to adjust these crutches before i could mockingly, drunkenly use them. i apologize for any inconvenience i caused you and would be more than happy to return your cripple sticks.

please respond at your earliest convenience. tell me what your crutches look like so i don't give them to a cripple-poser. ?”
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she looks like a chipmunk and she always has that look as if she just smoked a huge one…these stupid OC girls need to stay in the OC and keep living on momy/daddy’s $$…. spoiled rotten ho’s. i wanna see them hitting up a library.

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