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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Okay, but who’s going to be the dedicated squeezer?

Hey, Asians can’t pronounce their ‘R’ and Russians, well, that ‘V’ sound fucks them up, so why not Go Wodka Extreme–alcohol in tubes. Nice. Guess you have to go this route in an overcrowded segment. “Ok, there’s already a bunch of authentic post-modern Russian Soviet names out there... the cool/ultra/slick/modern packaging thing’s been done to death... every flavor combo under the sun including guacamole... HEY, I know...

squeeze tube.”

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