Thank. You. Sir. Any opportunity to work in ‘alien’ and ‘Tom Cruise’ before the weekend helps with traffic. Via Drudge comes word that he’s at again. Okay, let’s pretend for a second that the threat is real. He doesn’t need a bunker–he already defeated them in War of the Worlds. And after seeing that flick, what he needs to spend money on is a coach to teach him how to throw a baseball so he doesn’t look like Rain Man out there. (No word yet either on whether it will withstand bombs like MI3 or Cocktail.)Tags: War of the Worlds, alien bunker, Tom Cruise
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Lemme get this straight: Xenu is an alien. Tom burns aliens to a crispy crunch. If I get this right, doesn't that amount to blasphemy? That's Hell, on Jupiter man!
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