Oh, and this too.

• You might like the illustrations here. Flip through the book when you arrive.

• Hey, I know, why not just use the ultra-effective mm-dd-yyyy age verification system favored by beer and liquor brands.

• Who says blogging doesn’t pay. Definitely not this guy.

• First Hatebook, now Enemybook and Snubster join the anti-social media revolution.

• No, no, really. They were only kidding. Google says it’s okay now to upload illegal content on YouTube–just give us our cut.