Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest, or really stupid.
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“I have two 12-pack cases of Coca-Cola professionally chilled to 38 degrees F in a white Kenmore 25.1 cu. ft. side-by-side refrigerator/freezer with push button filter? Looking to trade for your pot. A Kitchen Essentials® from Calphalon® Pro Series Nonstick 6-qt stock pot with cover would be ideal.”
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“There was a mobster’s oldest son who attended my prep school in Jersey. When the kid’s beloved Porsche 944 turbo got keyed, a third of the senior class had to go on the lam til Finals.”
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“And the messed up thing is they can’t eliminate these violent primates because of local Hindi beliefs that worship the monkeys and FEED them.
Imagine the squirrels in Washington D.C., and now imagine that they’re four feet tall, insane, and deified by Christianity.
Scary stuff.”
Monday, October 22, 2007
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2 comments:
That first one is brilliant. "My coke for your pot."
But seriously, with Coke like that there's no need for any pot, Calaphon or otherwise.
What's he smokin'?
Maybe the guy needed a downer to stop grinding his teeth. and the monkey stuff, maybe it's my screwed up sense of humor, but I'd love to see this person cussing at a monkey that just pelted him on the forehead with a dung/jizz nugget. :D
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