The other kind of aliens Rudy, easy. Ah, the lighthearted moments politicians love while campaigning. If they can only get one of these Fox News softballs every day until the election, people will forget the tough questions they didn’t answer. But upon further review, did he really answer the space alien attack scenario?“Well, if we’re properly prepared for all the different things that can happen to us, then we’ll be prepared for that as well.”
Oh really. Notice how unsettled he became immediately after though. Our next president, and a 7-year old threw him off his game? (Perhaps this should be a question that all candidates are asked.) Myself, I’m not so sure we would be ready. Yes, there are a few alien scenarios we can deal with:
- When the land, play Slim Whitman–loud.
- Use Noisy Cricket to blow up alien ship.
- Infiltrate mothership with smaller alien craft previously kept at Area 51, then upload virus. (Maybe this is why Rudy got nervous. Plausible deniability–he knows more than he’s letting on.)
Problem is there are too many “What if?” scenarios for aliens we don’t know about. Frankly, I’m worried.
Tags: Rudy Guiliani
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