Get the gear!

Every candidate now also offers ‘gear’ for sale. Are you kidding me? ‘Gear’ is something you get with a 50 carton purchase of Winston. Best missed opportunity though has to go to Mitt. Sure, like all the rest, his online merch gets the job done, but where’s this year’s I LIKE IKE? Certainly not on his button. Everyone, repeat after me: freaking lame. That’s not being a leader–that’s being a follower. We don’t expect you to hop on an M1, but we do expect a little more in the copywriting department. Something as simple as:

We Get Mitt!..........Got Mitt?..........Iowa Gets Mitt.

Tags: I Like Ike, Mitt Romney