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Saturday, January 19, 2008

LISTEN, I DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME. INSANE PHONE RULES IN HERE AND ALL. ANYWAY, I’M OUT MONDAY. LEANER. MEANER. NEXT UP: STRIKING WRITERS. IF I CAN DO A LITTLE STRETCH LIKE THIS, I THINK I CAN HANDLE A FEW WORDSMITHS. BESIDES, JACK BAUER DOESN’T NEED A SCRIPT. I JUST NEED A CAUSE, A TARGET AND MY HK–OR MY INDEX FINGER. YOUR CALL. AS FOR THOSE WRITERS. YEAH, OKAY, WELL. BARGAINING TABLE? I DON’T ‘BARGAIN’ WITH TERRORISTS. TWO WORDS: LOCK AND LOAD. OH, IT’S GONNA BE A GREAT YEAR ALREADY, I CAN TELL. NEW IMPROVEMENTS FOR BAUER 2.0: A BODY COUNTER FOR MY WEBSITE.

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