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Monday, April 14, 2008

It’s 1:22 am. Do you know where your erection is?

When we left our roadhouse gang last, they were improvising on a little ditty from The King. As luck would have it, a producer from Nashville just happened to be passing by and stopped in for a cold one. Oh, but this band was anything but. “Fellas? I just gotta get you in the studio.” FF >> and the rest is recording history.* Viva ViVegas! (Catch the seminal music moment at the end with the “Whoo” guy too.)

Although, with all this new attention, Vegas might have reason to be pissed. How dare the image of strip clubs, casinos and The King be sullied**—yeah, I said sullied—by daddy’s little pick me up.
Think Clooney’s second home has it bad though? How about The Rockinghams. This close to their big break and Pfizer goes with someone else. Sometime life’s not fair boys. Don’t ‘fret’ none though, even if you’re feeling ‘down’ over this, Pfizer can pick you ‘up’ in other ways.***

*Have to view it on their site, sorry. Pfizer and Viagra also make it ‘hard’ to ‘embed’ clips.
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**How the hell do you sully a freak who has a porcelain lemur-monkey thing in a dimly lit basement and a shed converted into a gun range?
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***Going for mass double entendrage in this post.

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