Overheard internet.

Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest,
or really stupid, but seldom in that order:

“If you’re drinking French, Swedish, or Dutch vodka, you’ve screwed up. Vodka was born from Poland and Russia. If you’re not drinking Slavic vodka, you might as well be drinking Canadian tequila.”
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“TTG finds this type of website to be very annoying. TTG is a simple man and likes to keep his websites simple and easy to navigate.”
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“God bless beer.”
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“I always thought that logo was an obese man holding giant chopsticks.”