Because I’ve searched all over for the spots listed below and have come up empty, I now crowdsearch it to you. Like Bigfoot, I know these spots exist, I’ve seen them. But without tangible proof, I will be scorned. I just can never grab my camera in time to capture them. This then, is why I need your help. All are tv spots and all are to be considered extremely dangerous. Approach with caution.1) Symbicort’s most recent spot with the testimonial black shape happy creature people.
2) The recent Red Lobster shrimp or lobster porn spot with nothing but close-ups of (*repeat in succulent voice*) “...succulent lobster smothered in rich, creamy butter.”
3) Just For Men’s recent spot with a cover of Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love, sans vocals of course. “Because after you use it, your hair will be getting near dark, highlights shining through on you.”
4) Prudential’s Retirement Red Zone spot. More talking black shapes and testimonial goodness.
Tags: Just For Men, Red Lobster, Symbicort
1 comment:
That Symbicort ad is super, super creepy. I can't even watch it.
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