Coming soon to an episode of COPS near you.

Or Reno 911! So Jetpacks has a series of band names he created from Google news search terms. From time to time, I’ve also checked out some of the keywords people use to find this blog, and like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, never fail to be both frightened and amazed by what I find. As it is with one phrase I saw today ‘jingle jugs.’ Hmmm. What’s that you say? Well, turns out it’s possibly one of the best darn products in a trailer park or online infomercial you’ll see all week. The clip above is one of three spots they have on their site, an interactive testosteroom full of man stuff, including my favorite prop: the Bud bottle they couldn’t get the rights to show the logo of. (NOTE: The song that plays is probably NSFW unless you work in a topless bar.)

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