Overheard internet.

Cool, honest or stupid—you decide.

“I'M WITH YOU CINDY....YOUR HUSBAND WOULD BE BETTER. KEEPING OUR TAXES DOWN AND OUR COUNTRY SAFE...PLAIN AND SIMPLE....NOW IF ONLY HE WOULD DRILL ON THE FRONT LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE. McCAIN '08!” – Debra
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“I love the olive garden but their ads are full of shit!!!!” – JMcoon
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“While I applaud the effort, I question ANY figures that are put together by the ad industry. After all, I came from that industry and they are extremely adept at spinning a story any which way they see fit.

They are masters at reinventing themselves and "are practiced at the art.....of deception."

I realize that diversity is fantastic, but it must be implemented with great caution, or it turns into a situation that can get you sued and you end up with no friends in any demo.” – Hopped Up Harry
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“Yoga and guns? TWAT” – myvidrox
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“Even though I finally gave in and joined the dark side, that intro made me laugh. And while my grandmother is totally awesome, I don't really want her using Tumblr, sorry.” – lustylady
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“Rover,
Get a life and go shove your preconceived notions egghead! Conservatives have plenty of sex. It’s kind of like what Roger Staubach said when asked a similar question by a reporterette. “I just enjoy having sex with my wife”……..and don’t talk about it!” – Tim
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“If you’re using the web chat, try grabbing a proper IRC client. Also, nature is fucking terrifying, can we pave it yet?” – chesh