But wait, there’s more, like French recycled pets more.

•• Insert euro right side up for raw French milk.
•• “He’s fleein’ the commercial!”
•• Dog attempted-suicide is not funny. Wait, yes it is.
•• Brilliant. (Okay, a cure for cancer would be brilliant, a blog based on George Orwell’s diaries is still pretty good.)
•• Recyclables you want to use.
•• No comp-sci degree? No dinner for you!
•• “If you’re toothless and you know it, vote out loud.”
•• Glamour Pet Inc™, can I help you?
•• Trouble sheeping?
•• Candidate playlists.
•• Damn him for reminding me because every one of these is true.