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When we last left John, the Victory War was only gonna cost $25, now it’s up to $50. I mean, I don’t mind the extra $25 to keep my family safe from the Russkies and terrorists—everyone knows they’re the same—I just wish I knew how much it would cost so I can budget for it. Or will the cost of this new war grow exponentially over the coming months?
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Actually, if you refer a friend, you can get Victory(tm) at half-price, plus they'll throw in the limited edition Victory(tm)waterboarding smock ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Take the advice of Just For Men: “Never trust anybody over 90!”
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