Dept. of Homeland Security introduces new Muppet color coding threat level system.

LET’S GET READY. WE ARE AT THREAT LEVEL ELMO PEOPLE. Be vigilant, otherwise the Muppets will have won. Add Meryl Chertoff, (wife of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff), to the list of bored D.C. housewives. To help scare future generations prepare children for the inevitable terrorist lurking around every corner emergencies, they’ve created Let’s Get Ready! But what would Jim do knowing Kermit sold out to Big Brother?

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