Get it, er, give it up for Vimax.

Gotta hand it to them. It’s really hard to stand out in the crowded category of male enhancement. In just 24 hours though, Vimax made me go from four all the way up to seven banner ads alone! See, it does work! (Click image to make it BIGGER.) Who cares if none of the ads have anything in common when it comes to font, layout or imagery—this is about results. Guys, are women ignoring you on the beach? Vimax can help. Staring at it won’t work, but Vimax will. Women, embarrassed to be seen with your boyfriend in public because you know his little secret? Vimax can help. Men, are you dreaming of a bigger penis? Craigslist Vimax can help! Maybe you’re all hat, no cattle. Vimax can help! Forget firemen and cops Mr. Hero, it’s Vimax to the rescue. Forget surprising her with flowers and candy, bring something home she can really use! Even the M&M lady noticed the BIG change! THANKS VIMAX!

(I dunno. Maybe I’m trying too hard here.)