I swear if grandpa doesn’t stop running into my car on the turns,

I’m putting him into the fucking wall. A new program by Allstate has 100,000 drivers aged 50-75 getting a free set of five videogames. Called InSight, they’re supposed to help improve the useful field of view and memory in older drivers. (*tries desperately to work Ensure/insure reference in*) The hope is the that improved reaction times makes safer drivers. Probably will, just as long as the grampa’s gaming doesn’t get int he way of naptime.