It's that time of year when we humiliate pets for our enjoyment.

Apparently the settlers exploited their pets too. Look. They don’t want to be a skunk. Or a rabbi? Wonder why they attack small children? Because you dress them like one of the Village People. (If, a beret-wearing Fonz was ever a character in the Village People.) Where my bitches at? Nice try. (Granted, the calendar scene from Best In Show at :47 in is funny as hell. But those are professionals actor who humiliate for a living.) So please, can we stop? Leave the humiliation and suffering caused by costumes where it belongs: America’s youth.