Overheard internet.

Cool, honest or stupid—you decide:
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“Waste of money, no chance of losing this one.. McCain should put his helmet on and get on the short bus with Palin and trig.” – John
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“A friend who rents out apartments says she always walks the potential tenants to their car so she can peak in and see how they keep the inside. In her experience it reveals alot.” – BellaMia7
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“I've taken to writing ridiculous personal information on a sandwich board worn on my chest.” – Private Hangnail
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“Yippee yahoo, yawn. Anyone who reads the ramblings ever present on blogs, truly has a sorry Arse excuse for a life.” – Steve
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“I know! As if it's the Bangles singing- fuck me am I the only one here who was IN the 80's?” – cattatt
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“hey people this really is not a joke! You want this folksy hick to run our country??!!” – Pepper
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“These are the two dumbest people in America (next to Sarah and Todd Palin)...Losing your pilot's license...your livelihood...your reputation...OVER TEN DOLLARS ($9 + $1 tip). Typical of a cheap liberal...a $1 tip. LOL. Way to look out for the little guy. Don't worry, the gov'ment will take care of him. Also typical: rushing to judgment while only hearing one side of the story and managing to inject an ad hominem attack on people you hate (because you're oh so tolerant) who have nothing to do with the story. Nice.” – JoeOC
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“Ten years from now, this kid will be flipping burgers wondering what happened.” – obsidian468
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“Ha ha! She sounds exactly how I imagine I sound when I'm trying to bullshit my work experience in interviews.” – Rebecca
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“Our death will be brought on by a gentle mist, followed by the city being pressed like a professional-quality garment. Oh the humanity…” – Captain Nuclear