Michael Vick’s rescued dogs have their own wine.

I know it’s sad for me to keep saying “This is the strangest thing I will ever write on this blog,” so how about instead, THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU WILL EVER READ ON THIS BLOG. AT 1:19 AM. OR ANYTIME. Wine? Dogs? Michael Vick’s? Yep. (Or is that yelp?) The dogs they rescued from his home are now more famous than you. Or me. $672 for a set of 24 or $40 a bottle. Sadder yet, was the fact that this nugget eclipsed the main part of another story where Vick expects to play again. Shock. Awwww. Of course he does and of course some team will take a chance. Why? They always do. It’s the NFL. Right now, some coach somewhere is reviewing game tape of his shitty QB while downing—ironically—a glass of Pitbull Noit and thinking how he has the answer to fixing Vick.

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