Blog post delay excuse #45.

Look, sometimes you end up seeing Jesus in a toga freezing outside a bar in Brooklyn while the film crew hoists a “Jesus Saves” backlit sign over the awning, followed by shooting a French Canadian rock band in the studio, then later being let into an agency party with a midget and crossdresser while the drunk AE trashes your shoes after her drink hits the floor, leading to discussions on why Manchester United is the single best team in the world, capped off by curry at 2:30 am in a joint near Ground Zero, unable to turn away from the mesmerizing NTV showing above the soda cooler, all while Pakistani cab drivers give you ‘that look’ because your eyes are now watering from the heat.

Geez people, you act like that never happens to you.