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Friday, December 12, 2008

“Hot chicks don’t use Twitter.”

Still the funniest line I’ve heard regarding Twitter. After I was on it for a little while, I was telling Darryl about how lately, it seemed super models were following me. I was “Look, Super Models™!” Letting me crash and burn with extreme prejudice, he LOLingly uttered those fateful words. But I’m here to say it looks like I may be proven right! Why, the legions of Hot Chicks on Twitter are growing, like, hourly! The avatars are real people, they just are! (Aren’t they?)

Sokay, self-help social media freaks, forget all the SEO/PR/Social Media Fan™ tips. Doesn’t work. You want followers? Be a hot chick or get a picture of one. I wish it were more complicated, more deeper than that, but it really isn’t. Check that follow to follower ratio and see if I’m wrong. Pretty sure Divine in the pic above wouldn’t be pulling down 10,000 followers and only following 17 back.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone should start a social network for hot chicks. call it titter.

M.M. McDermott said...

Or, one devoted to Divine. Call it shitter.

S/he was an icon in this town. I'd follow. Hell, already following H.L. Mencken. What's one more dead Baltimorean?

Anonymous said...

Use a picture of a hot chick, you will get more followers. Todays the marketing communities are Twittering away about anything and everything. If hot chicks are required publicity, then must create a account in Twitter.