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Saturday, January 10, 2009

I’m Popular. You’re a Loser.

Hey, I always wanted to be popular—I just never knew how. Until one ad changed my life. Are you awkward with people—like I was? Do you prefer to stay at home—like I did? Is your mom bugging you to get out of the house more—like mine did? Then I have the answer:

Use Manipulative Psychology to Make People Like, Respect, and Befriend You.

You’re welcome.

4 comments:

David Venter said...

ROFL!! Nice one!

Anonymous said...

Ha! I'd been looking for a resource to help folks like me who aspire to be "the loudmouth talking over your best comments with useless crap to cheers of admiration". Thanks for setting me on the fast track. And for only $29.95!

RFB said...

Bill Green in my favorite reactionary prophet, with apparently way more time to blog than me.

Anonymous said...

I can’t take credit. The internet just, well, finds me somehow.