Lady DUI is your friend.

One of the benefits of traveling this week? Local billboards! Like Lady DUI’s. In addition to her website, she also has a YouTube vid. (Hey, who doesn’t.) Apparently you could be doing shots with your kids in the car, get caught on tape while giving cops the finger, and she’s getting you off. (She even has merch, check the shirt. Free shirt with every dismissal?) Maybe airhead should give her a call, I mean, like omfg, it’s not like she killed anyone and besides all her friends used the “But I have to go to school and work” excuse and like omfg it’s just not fair that she can’t drive even though she got a dui, and omfg, did I say how totally unfair this is?