Overheard internet.

Because the internet is cool, honest or sad:
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“Clearly a cylon.” – Stoned Lightning
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“You know what... anyone posting on youtube thats over 20 pretty much has no life and needs to get laid.” – captaincompost12
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“Can we please get rid of the word Microcelebrity? I'm not blaming Owen because many others use it here too. Being popular with a group that uses Twitter is just that. Popular. My girlfriend in high school was not a microcelebrity in South-East Michigan youth culture. She was just a whore. But I digress. Can we just get rid of the word, pretty please?” – saythatscool
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“This is the stuff i hear when im in a world of my own after a few joints, you know when you think its the best thing you've ever heard & you think your falling off the planet, devin really is a genious. They should replace the statue of liberty with a statue of devin wearing a giant sombrero & holding his 7 string.” – longlivepantera
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“ok i dont reli know bout him.” – 1leahlolly
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“It’s really so simple, that most people miss it. The people who are drawn to candidates through social networking AREN’T the ones who spend the most money on the candidate; they are, however, the ones who make up the numbers that make a candidate appear popular and thereby worth spending money on. Also, the ones who are drawn to and support a candidate through social networking and the internet aren’t the ones who even understand the issues. They are the ones who vote purely on popularity.” – Todd Bush