A key to the city? A guy who just saved 155 people? Oh I don’t think so. Let’s upgrade that prize package with a few requests, hmm? How about...- He gets to stay at the White house for the summer.
- A one week VIP package at The Bellagio.
- Not sure if he has any extra women friends who need to be made American citizens* but let’s leave that option open.
- Since he looks like a ragtop/8-track sorta guy, we’ll bring back 8-tracks and throw one in a 1968 Shelby GT 350 convertible.
- A “I saved 155 people what the hell did you do?” discount card good for free gas and beer.
- Speaking of, he gets featured in the next Real Men of Genius spot.**
- Season tickets to any pro sports team for life.
- He won’t have to pay any taxes again. Ever.
*No questions asked.
**You ever land a commercial airliner in the Hudson in January without engines and nobody dying? Genius I say.
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Tags: Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger, III, Flight 1549
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