2012 is the new Y2K. You heard it here first.

Charlie Frost promo just reminded me of all the survivalmania shit we’re going to have to start putting up with, like Coastal Disaster Kits. Guess that puts a damper on Hope’s second term. Oh, and yeah, wouldn’t a tidal wave one mile high pretty much rewrite the term coastal disaster? (Gonna need to be some pretty big swimmees in that kit.) Cue the countdown counters! Special End of Days car promotions! Free Omelettes! (Actually, I’d run the omelette thing in 2013, just sayin.) Please know, that if you don’t make into the Institute for Human Continuity’s Lottery, I will be your one-stop news source for school closings and cancellations on the big day.

As for movie stuff like this, it’s cute. Charlie also has an email address and Twitter. (While it added a few hundred followers in just one day, really needs to add more updates and a hashtag or two: #2012 or #charliefrost.)

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