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– I Wage Peace.
– Abba tribute band Bjorn Again plays for Putin.
– Will tweet for food.
– Repeat after me: Do not salute the president.
– Just what is the price for being made whole again anyway?
– You stay sexy, data!
– “It's absolutely the best million dollars we've ever spent.” Yeah, I bet.
– Culturally clueless FAQs.
– The complete animated history of the internet.
– Hearing Jimi.
– Do you have a card? Why yes I do.
– I’m a shadow impressions tabulater, you?
– Paris, still haut? Or not.
– “Oh s***!”
– What got cut from the stimulus package. Cut? Was anything left?
– Ballet-style pole dancing.
– Kids being carded for not smoking.
– Great American generator.
– Not even Obama has an Ad Czar. Wait. Neither does Bud anymore.
– The real Paris. Not just a job, but an....