Overheard internet.

Because the internet is cool, honest or sad:
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“I’m beginning to figure this stuff out. In the middle east they throw a shoe at you. In europe they spit on you. And in america they unfollow you in twitter.” – categorically
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“I am a native New Yorker living in Tucson. Am I the only one that finds it ironic that this clip showed up on Comcast's feed and not Cox's?” – andhill52
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“No, not kudos. This is after the fact. A social network was created and supported based on social network premises. Not ad mining and information whoring to the highest bidder. They gain much by advertising to me when I am socializing and now I am going to to be hit with an extra task for just to be a viable member? Account closed, it’s not that valuable to me or most of my friends.” – Dennis Sweatt
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“well if the world does end in 2012, im tracking down bear grylls (man vs wild) and following his ass TO THE END. that mofo could survive aids.” – jimmitycricket
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“I would kill myself if I had to drive that van around all day, too.” – Cameron
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“you couldve fed a starving kid in africa but you decided to buy fucking cigarettes...comon whatever. its a retarded infomercial. everyone is a fucking hippocrit in some way. at least a snuggie keeps you warm. what do cigs do.” – shibby4555