Me? I’m holding out for the Real Housewives of Iowa.

What better way to digest all that Easter chocolate than catching an episode of the latest iteration of Bravo’s Real Housewives series. To sum up the preview of the New Jersey edition, um, well, damn, Bravo hasn’t really done much to dispel the stereotypes, that’s for sure. I think my TV’s messed up now from me throwing shit at it—and not because they’re wrong. Hey, since product placement integration is all the rage, I sure hope they do a warm-up suit tie-in with Bob’s and Hollywood Tans. Cue sales spike!