"Pssst... there goes crazy Mrs. Johnson again. It’s okay, she can’t hear us.”

Whoops! Now she can with new laser fish lure bingo hearing amp earbud! (Pretty sure the Billy Mays edition also has a built-in vibrator.) Now you can hear all the conversations around you, filtering none of it out while you slowly go insane. (I swear, listen around :48 in and tell me they didn’t fake the kid’s voice with an adult’s.) Perfect for studs too! Loud 'n Clear means you can now find out what she REALLY thinks about you at parties. Remember, other sound amplifiers can cost up to $100, but get the one that doesn’t!

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