Like a shark on a baboon.

It’s not the must do everything known to mankind with only two years experience requirement found in most job ads, it’s the animal juxtapositionals! Lion > elk. Kinda like Coke’s Polar bear > penquin love. Oh wait, none of these animal co-exist, let alone live on the same continent? I guess that would be animal incontinence. (Ouch.) You could always try here.