Overheard internet.

Because the internet is cool, honest and sad:

“man lynch is so bad ass. fuck the iphone.” – smx01

“MySpace is like the cool guy from high school who never went to college and still hangs around the younger kids. You forget about him, then you see him and think, “Man, what happened to that guy?” Then you look him up on facebook.”
– czecher

“where do I fall if I don’t give a fuck, but give just enough of a fuck to dunk keys on a comments thread for about 45seconds?” – confused

“Those punks took away all the magic as to where the food comes from...” – rpm773