Overheard internet.

Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad:

“They have lots of geothermal plants outside of Sparks, Nevada, and you don't see the people of Reno worried. Butch up, Bay Area.” – BadUncle

“Carrie Prejean is not only beautiful but strong, moral and smart, that is what scares the he11 out of freaks like Keith Lewis, Perez Hilton and the rest of the Hollywood crowd. The public is tiring of self-important, blame-America, anti-God, celebrity egotists, spewing their venom to the world while praising themselves and giving each other endless awards so they won't feel guilty for participating in their own disgusting, deviant lifestyles. They preach "tolerance" but these deviants are not satisfied with tolerance, they want full acceptance of their sick lifestyles and mental illnesses while they surround themselves with adoring, weak minded worshipers who will never tell them the truth..”
– fantum

“Here I thought that Huffington Post was attracting pageviews by employing fonts so large that they have their own gravitational pull.” – morninggloria

“why couldn’t you have killed yourself before you opened your shitty mouth and spred your shitty opinion ” – callumlo24