Scanning Drudge.

(Along with some good old fashioned internet ad fun as I went off the res.)

1) Hey hey, my, my, teabagging will never die. Now THAT’S clever conservative writing.
2) Jane is considering all her options at once. Mr. Jane better start cooking his own meals.
3) Me-OW! Legwarmers for cankles.
4) Well, in times like these, nothing beats a day shopping.