Spam 2.0: “Your rod will be faultless weapon.”

With everything else on the net getting upgrades, it’s time for spam to make the move to 2.0. Sure the random juxtaposition of animals, adjectives and nouns provides hours of endless reading fun, almost like figuring out naming conventions for Chinese restaurants that start with “Panda.” (Beats FU’s.) I’m talking pictures though!

Think of the possibilities if they just started sending out random visual randomness. Like the headline above that I got in my email yesterday. No promises of $18 million dollars (U.S) waiting for me at Western Union. (Should’ve seen the expression on the dude there when I tried to cash my email that one time.) That’s why pictures will be a game-changer when it comes to spam. Cue endless David Lynch combinations below.






Your rod will be faultless weapon.











Your rod will be faultless weapon.












Your rod will be faultless weapon.









Your rod will be faultless weapon.






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