So an almost nearly mostly Real Hitch started following me on Twitter. Had to see if it was for real, because, well, I keep it real. Real? Check! I came across a link there to the PUA Method in the UK. (Pick-up-Artists)Method. Like, Subway sandwich “artists,” only without the olives and shit.) Meet some of your instructors like Cupid, the Bruce Lee of PUAs.
“PUA (Pick-up-Artist)Method is the First Ever PUA Company to teach Natural Attraction through Zen Mindsets and Tools, harnessing the Power of Self Development.”
Not that I need help with Mommy Bloggers™ or anything, but with techniques like Fast Kino Escalation, How to Fry Emotional Circuits and How to Peacock Correctly, I am so scoring next PodCamp. And all for £287. (That’s almost nearly mostly $500 dollars.) Or maybe you need help talking to hot women on this side of the pond? Then try the master UDC (Underground Dating Coach.)
Excuse now me while I go play that clip back and try and read playa’s lips.